The Pat Cashman Classic

Spider season is here. Pat has a golf tourney names after him. And his wife Patty sucks at being a caddy. The Cashman’s go boating with some rich friends. And you have no idea how important concrete is. Lisa gets an odd question at the bank.

 

“Golf is so relaxing.”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

  • ”Spider in my Room” Barenaked Ladies
  • “Trogolodyte” (Caveman) The Jimmy Castor Bunch (1972)
  • “King of the Road” Roger Miller
  • “Tee it Up” Billy Mac
  • “I Talk to the Trees” Danny Williams
  • “You Suck” The Murmurs
  • “Sailing” Christopher Cross
  • “Come Sail Away” Styx
  • Excerpt from “Black Flag” commercial (1981)
  • “Sail Away” David Gray
  • “Jets Song” from “West Side Story”
  • “Kick in the Head” Dean Martin
  • “Cement Mixer” (Pu-ti, Pu-ti) Mel Torme
  • Excerpt from “Grand Coulee Dam” PBS America
  • “Grand Coulee Dam” (written by Woody Guthrie) Lonnie Donegan
  • “Step on a Crack” a Cyanide Happiness short)
  • “Mr. Roboto” Styx
  • “Rocky Mountain High” John Denver
  • “Imagine” John Lennon
  • “A Taste of Honey” The Beatles
  • “Roll on Columbia” Woody Guthrie

The Most Depressing Time of the Year

It’s summer, and Pat’s sad. Also, Pat has conquered his golf rage. Lisa and Pat discuss the stupid woodpeckers in their neighborhood. Pat poo-poos Lisa’s turkey pinwheels and now Lisa is embarrassed that she ever brought these to a party.

turkey pinwheels“I had no idea how lame we are.” 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Summer” War
“The Coldest Days of my Life” The Chi-lites
“Ma Nah Ma Nah” The Muppets
“Let’s Live for Today” The Grassroots
“On the Beach Again” Billy Mac
“Crow” Dan Fogelberg
“Juanita Banana” The Peels
‘Cottonelle—Go Commando’ TV ad
“Nee Nee Na Na Na Nu Nu” Dick Do and the Don’ts
“On Top of Spaghetti” Luigi
“Yummy Yummy Yummy…I’ve Got Bugs in my Tummy” Timon and Pumbaa (Lion KIng songs)
“Everybody’s Talkin'” Harry Nilsson

Slaps On The Haircut

Pat puts on a bald cap (slaps on the haircut!) and kills it as a Breaking Bad character.  Also, The Skagit River Bridge catastrophe gets the Pat and Lisa treatment. And, Lisa has a new man in her life who wants to mark his new territory. And finally, a spider makes a guest appearance during the podcast.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“All Day Music” War
“There’s an 18 Wheeler” Bobby Bare
“I Found My Best Friend in the Dog Pound” Jesse Lee Jones
Music from movie “It Came From Outer Space” Herman Stein

The 2012 Bummer Olympics

Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.

Fifty Shades of Stupid

Swearing just doesn’t have the same kind of punch unless you use the right words. Pat and Lisa get down and dirty with Fifty Shades of Grey, and Pat discloses the crazy career path he almost took as a wee lad. Plus, find out the the answer to “Where On Earth is Lisa?”