We’ll Check In With The Missus

Music memories. Political ads. TSA. Employee Handbook. Corpse flower. Smelly beaches. Tip screens. Climate Change. Sears. “The handbook says I have to call you Missus”     Songs in this episode: “Eleanor Rigby” The Beatles “Tomorrow Never Knows” The Beatles “Here Comes the Sun” The Beatles “A Day in the …

Bad Laptop Daddy

Pat thinks Lisa needs a butler. Or a houseboy. Lisa explains why her boobs will never be touched again. Pat has a tragedy with his laptop at the airport you won’t believe.  And is being a well-endowed male a bonus or a curse?   Songs in this episode:  “La La La La La La” Jackie …

It’s The Grammar Police

Find out what completely bugs Pat, REALLY bugs him. Pat is only slightly bugged by Matthew McConaughey. And Lisa is annoyed by pretty much everything.  Find out how to smuggle a gun through the airport – it’s easier than you think! And Lisa is really tired of having her boobs touched. …

Baby Makers And Money Makers

Find out how public nudity can be dangerous to your health.  And hey kids – you can print your own guns at home!! Also, if you drink the kool-aid, does that make you a racist?   Songs in this episode: “Song of the Volga Boatmen” / I. Tuhmanov “Leaving on …

Drink The Coffee, Not the Kool Aid

Find out what resolution Pat is sticking with this year, and where Lisa is going to start drinking her coffee. And, is it illegal to make obscene gestures to a police officer?  The answer may surprise you! Songs in this episode: “Old Cape Cod” / Patti Page “What’s My Name?” …