Pee Into This Cup

Pat throws back to the day after 9/11 and his interview with KOMO’s Tami Michaels who was there. Goodbye to Diana Rigg and Marni Nixon. Pat loves the dollar store and finds something interesting at the counter.

“Welcome. Be sure to turn light off AFTER you enter.”



Songs in this episode:

  • “I Could Have Danced All Night” from “My Fair Lady” Marni Nixon
  • “Marni Nixon Medley” You Tube
  • “Tonight, Tonight” from “West Side Story” Marni Nixon
  • “Getting to Know You” from “The King and I” Marni Nixon
  • “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” from the motion picture “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” Marni Nixon
  • “Boomerang” TV show (excerpt courtesy of KOMO TV)
  • Excerpt from “Game of Thrones” Diana Rigg as Olenna Tyrell
  • Excerpt from the motion picture “Babes in Arms” Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland (1939)
  • “Hot Potato” The Wiggles
  • Excerpt from “The Goods from the Woods” podcast
  • “Princess Bride” Table reading (9/13/2020)
  • Excerpt from “Mort Sahl in Hollywood”
  • “They Are Just Words” George Carlin
  • Excerpt from the motion picture “The Princess Bride”
  • “Judy in Disguise” John Fred and his Playboy Bnd
  • “Smoke a Little Smoke” Eric Church
  • “The Drug Test Song” Willie and the Old Guys
  • “That Smell” Lynryd Skynyrd
  • “Beans, Beans, Beans” Quilla
  • “I Whistle a Happy Tune” from “The King and I” Marni Nixon

I’m Not Touching That Thing

Advertising jingles are a bit lame….and remember those old “Baby On Board” signs? TV show finales…Mariner’s baseball AND AquaSox baseball, and gross things like ticks and pimples. Ick


Songs in this episode:

“Oogum Boogum” Brenton Wood

“Gimme Little Sign” Brenton Wood

“Rub You the Right Way” Johnny Gill

Excerpt from ‘Alka Seltzer’

commercial (Jimmy Nelson, Danny O’Day, Farfel)

“Bad Habit” Offspring

Trailer excerpt from HBO’s “Barry”

Trailer excerpt from “Crashing”

“Gunsmoke” opening theme

Excerpt from “Mash” TV series

“Game of Thrones” theme

Excerpt ‘Dragon scene’ from “Game of Thrones” HBO

“Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Edward Meeker (1908)

Everett Aquasox intro (2010)

“Here Comes Santa Claus”

“Sabre Dance” Aram Khachaturian

“Ticks” Brad Paisley

Excerpt “Dr Pimple Popper”

Promo for “Toe Bro”

“Tippy Toes” Robin Thicke

“Hamster Love” Big Daddy

Buzzed On The Buzz

Ever go to work hammered?  Pat and Lisa did. Pat pees in a bucket for a good cause, and Lisa lies about being pregnant.  Also, find out why Pat doesn’t watch sitcoms, EVER. Pat and Lisa argue about the TV show “Under The Dome”. And, find out what day you should stop shaving if you want to get the chicks.

Hey, I'm on break.

Hey, I’m on break.

Songs in this episode:

“Aurora, Part II” Jean-Luc Ponty
“My Cup Runneth Over” Jim Nabors
“Why Can’t We Be Friends?” War
“Drunk” Jimmy Liggins and his 3-D Music
“Woke Up This Morning” A 3 (Sopranos theme)
Theme from “The Fugitive
“Touch of Grey” The Grateful Dead
“Time is Tight” Booker T and the M.G.’s

Boobs and Blood

Pat and Lisa talk about the hottest, most gripping TV shows, and the old variety shows they miss.  Also listen as Pat attempts to describe how Michael Douglas got throat cancer. And what age is too old to wear revealing clothing?


Careful where you kiss me, Michael!

Careful where you kiss me, Michael!

They Say It’s Your Birthday

The sad news of the passing of our friend Chris Wedes who played JP Patches, came during our taping of the last portion of this episode.  After hearing the news, we went back into the studio to add a special segment in his honor.  We hope you will listen, and remember him with love and fondness.

Rest In Peace JP – you will always be in our hearts.