You Need To Be Helped

Pat and Lisa chat about awards ceremonies. And, read any good biographies lately? The #MeToo movement was sadly a whole different ball game in old Hollywood. Also, have you ever spent money on a psychic?

Songs in this episode:

“Kookie, Kookie” (Lend Me Your Comb) Edd “Kookie” Byrnes (1959) Excerpt ‘David Niven at the Oscars’ (1974)Excerpt from the motion picture “The Exorcist” (1973) Excerpt from the “Golden Globes” (2020) Ricky Gervais emceeingExcerpt from the motion picture “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (1963)Excerpt from the motion picture “The Way West” (1967)1963 Borden’s Buttermilk commercialExcerpt from the “Golden Globes” (2000) Elizabeth Taylor (a bit drunk)Excerpt from the TV show “Get Smart”Excerpt from the motion picture “The Graduate” (1967)’Wimpy with Bluto’ from Popeye cartoon (1933)”Cheeseburger in Paradise” Jimmy Buffet”Taco Grande” Weird Al Yankovic”Farmers Only dot Com” commercial (2017)”California Psychics” commercial (2018)Excerpt “Smart Shopping Network” (‘Miracle Shim’—parody) AARP Washington”Plexaderm” commercial (2019)Excerpt from “Wonderful Discoveries”–‘Almost Live!’ KING TV, Seattle”I Feel Pretty” Julie Andrews”I Feel Pretty” Little Richard

Oscar Goes Commando

Tipping the flight attendants on the airplane is now a thing. It is! And, will the Oscars be any good without a host? Pat and Lisa talk about the films up for awards. Also, Pat and Lisa are very ashamed that they told “no arms and no legs” jokes in their younger days.


“Tip me or I’ll block the emergency exit”



Songs in this episode:

  • “Mack the Knife” Jerry Bradford
  • “Shut Down” The Beach Boys
  • “The Ballad of Davy Crockett” Fess Parker (1955)
  • “Cheap” Suede
  • “Frere’ Jacques” (traditional)
  • “Baby, Scratch My Back” Slim Harpo
  • Excerpt from Rob Lowe/Snow White Oscars opening (1989)
  • Excerpt Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars (1990)
  • Excerpt Steven Martin hosting the Oscars (2003)
  • “Bohemian Rhapsody” Queen
  • Excerpt from “Vice” movie trailer
  • Excerpt from “The Rider” movie trailer
  • Excerpt from “On the Basis of Sex” movie trailer
  • “Green Green” The New Christy Minstrels
  • “Heartbreak Hotel” Elvis Presley (written by Mae Boren Axton and Thomas Durden
  • “Blues for a Hoot” Hoyt Axton
  • Busch beer commercial—Hoyt Axton voiced-over (1978)
  • Excerpt from “The Wizard of Oz”—“If I Only Had a Brain” Ray Bolger (1939)
  • Excerpt from “The Vanishing” (2018)
  • “Money (That’s What I Want)” Barrett Strong

Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle

Pat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason.  Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”.

Seahawk Huddle

“Just remember – don’t throw it to stupid Larry”


Songs in this episode:

“Stuck on You” Elvis
Theatrical trailer for “The Time Machine”
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar (Lisa…I introduced her at an event an month ago…)
“Let’s Hear it for The Boy” Deniece Williams
“Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog” Johnny Cash
“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat and Tears
“Bicycle Made for Two”
“Train, Train” Blackfoot
“Shortin’ Bread” Nelson Eddy
“Open the Door, Richard” Dusty Fletcher with Jimmy Jones and his Band
“Carolina on my Mind” James Taylor
“What it was, was football” Andy Griffith
“Not as much as Football” Mojo Nixon

The Envelope Please

Jason Valentine (OH YEEEEAAAHHHH!) joins Pat and Lisa to give his predictions for the all-important 86th Annual Academy Awards, and Bob Nelson weighs in on his chances of winning Best Original Screenplay.

Follow Jason’s live tweets during the March 2nd Oscars @JasonKAPPKVEW

I'm not nervous at all.

I’m not nervous at all.

Songs in this episode:

“Hooray for Hollywood” John Williams…Boston Pops.

Excerpt from “Captain Phillips”
…Nebraska…Bruce Springsteen
Excerpt “Dallas Buyers Club”
“Almost Live” theme…composed and produced by Dan Dean
“Magic Hour” opening
“Harlem Nocturne” Martin Denny
“Cool” Lou Busch and His Orchestra


The Oscar Goes To Nobody

Pat and Lisa never talk.  EVER. It’s weird. Except on the podcast.  Slap on your red carpet bling and listen as Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa (a first!) to dish on the Oscar’s.  And Lisa updates us on the woman who tried to kick her ass at SeaTac airport!

(Follow Jason Valentine on twitter @JasonKAPPKVEW)

Hey! No Oscar for you, you weiner!

Hey! No Oscar for you, you weiner!

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Put A Quarter In The Jukebox

What’s the first record album you ever bought? Listen to a bunch of nostalgic songs that were cool then, but are kinda stupid now.  Also, get a jump start on Oscar movie viewings. And listen to another Peculiar Classic, holiday style!

Stop playing “The Archies”!

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