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It’s Magic You Dummy

Pat and Lisa try to figure out ventriloquism and magic. Trump declares his love for Lisa, sort of. Pat and Lisa remember the wonderful actor Robert Forster. Also, what are your favorite black and white movies? Phrases that make Pat crazy, and Rolling Stone’s list of the all time best singers.

Songs and audio clips in this episode:

“Lisa, Listen to Me!” Blood, Sweat and Tears

“Pretty Woman” Karel Gott

“Are You Sleeping, Brother John? (Frere’ Jacques) Loo Loo

“Dominique” Jeannine Deckers of Belgium (1963)

“Sukiyaki” Kyu Sakamoato 

(1962)1960″s ‘Nestle’s Quik” commercial with Jimmy Nelson and Friends

Jeff Dunham bit via Netflix special

“Do You Believe in Magic?” The Lovin’ Spoonful

“White Room” Cream

Excerpt from the documentary “Beware of Mr. Baker

Interview excerpt: With Robert Forster

Excerpts from motion pictures: “Casablanca”, “Citizen Kane”, “To Kill a   Mockingbird”, “Some Like it Hot” and “Young Frankenstein

“Medicare Helpline commericial (2019)

“If I Can Dream” Elvis Presley with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

“Like a Rolling Stone” Bob Dylan

Edited excerpt from “It’s a Man’s World” with Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown

Watch Your Language

Pat goes to the ballet, but listens to the baseball game instead. Lisa thinks the Opera might bum her out. Samuel L Jackson can now talk to you instead of Alexa. And Pat’s voice is on the most popular video game in the world. Pat and Lisa talk about their favorite actors in TV commercials.

“I’d like to order some M*ther*F**king milk please”


You Had Me At Big Fat Woman

Pat and Lisa talk about popular songs that are REALLY disturbing and inappropriate – go ahead and listen. And Lisa complains that we never get a break from sports. Find out why Pat quit football when he young. Also, Halloween candy – the good stuff vs that bad stuff.

HI. Wanna dance?

Songs in this episode:

  • “Young Girl” Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
  • “Six Days on the Road” Dave Dudley”Two Six Packs Away” Dave Dudley
  • “Daddy” Red Sovine
  • “Tonight’s the Night” Rod Stewart
  • “He Hit Me (And it Felt Like a Kiss)”  The Crystals
  • “Getting Better” The Beatles
  • “I Saw Her Standing There” The Beatles
  • “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More” Joe Tex
  • “In the Summertime” Mungo Jerry
  • “Delilah” Tom Jones
  • “Kissing Cousins” Elvis
  • Excerpt from “Side Effects” Katt Williams
  • “Are You Ready For Some Football?” Hank Williams, Jr.”
  • Rally ‘Round the Flag” Ry Cooder
  • “I Want Candy” Bow Wow Wow
  • “Candy” Johnny Mercer (1945)Excerpt
  • “I Told My Kids I ate All Their Halloween Candy” from ABC’s      The Jimmy Kimmel Show
  • “Owner of a Broken Heart” Yes
  • “Imagine” John Lennon
  • “Monster Mash” Bobby “Boris” Pickett
  • “Funny How Time Slips Away” Willie Nelson
  • “Wives and Lovers” Girl from Winterjargon (Found on You Tube)

Don’t Doink Me in The Eye

Secrets are not so secret… especially if you tell them to Lisa Foster. Pat has another sound effects toy to play with. Pat loves ’em, but Lisa has never understood the appeal of The Three Stooges. And Pat tells Lisa about some mad spiders. Great.

 

 

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Hurdy Gurdy Man” Donovan
“Mellow Yellow” Donovan
“Season of the Witch” Donovan
“Sunshine Superman” Donovan
“The Ballad of Paladin” from the TV show “Have Gun Will Travel”
Excerpts from various “Three Stooges” shorts
Excerpt from “Duck Soup” The Marx Brothers
Excerpt from “Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker” (Chris Farley) SNL
Trailer from “El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie” Netflix
Trailer from the motion picture “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”
Excerpt from the motion picture “Big” (1988)
Theme from the motion picture “”Chariots of Fire” Vangelis
“The No No Song” Ringo Starr (1974)
“Wacky Tobaccy” Toby Keith
“Incense and Peppermints” Strawberry Alarm Clock
“Sunshine Superman” Mel Torme

 

 

 

Open Carry Cell Phone

A tribute to the late Valerie Harper. And guess what? Yep – more mass shootings. Pat had a scary kayaking accident. Did you do the “Face App Challenge”? And Pat tries camping… again.

 

“Yep. Open carry cell phone.”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Excerpt from “Rhoda” TV show
Theme from  “Rhoda”
Excerpt from comedy album “When You’re In Love the Whole World is Jewish” Valerie Harper and Nancy Walker
Excerpt from “Still Game” Netflix
“Ohio” Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
“Gonna Get Me a Gun” Cat Stevens
“If We Keep Doing Nothing” Kris Allen
“Take Me to the River” Al Green
“Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” The Bee Gees
“Little Mistake” Mr. Big
Cyclone sequence from “The Wizard of Oz”
“A Camping We Will Go” The Kiboomers
“Limbo Rock” Chubby Checker
“Midnight Confessions” The Grassroots

 

Nothing Will Be Done

Pat and Lisa talk about the terror of gun violence. There is a 100% chance of another mass shooting. And, in a lighter vein, they discuss drunken online shopping – which is a HUGE business. Also, mosquitoes and bees are not to be messed with.

 

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Ring of Fire” Johnny Cashman
“Happiness is a Warm Gun” The Beatles
“I Gotta Get Drunk” Willie Nelson
“Drunk” Jimmy Liggins (1953)
“Night Moves” Bob Seger
“She Loves You” The Beatles
“409” The Beach Boys
“My Dog Has Fleas–Earl’s Song” Mark Decker and the Hogtown Heroes
“Sting of the Bumblebee” Man ‘O War
“The Moth” Aimee Mann
“Another One Bites the Dust” Queen
“Put a Smile on Your Face” Durand Jones and the Indications
“Music for Victory” (Russian march)
“Jeopardy” Think music
“Hummingbird” Seals and Crofts