Costco Is For The Young

Lisa gets all wound up over Lisa Marie Presley’s name. Pat recalls a conversation he had with Evel Knievel’s brother.. who said “that guy is crazy”. Pat and Patty both caught the Covid – it made Pat mad and made Patty cry. Pat now buys only tiny trial size things …

Got Your NFT Right Here Baby

Pat & Lisa have a major announcement to pitch some new podcast merch. Please buy it. Do you know what the first Chia pet was? Songs in this episode: “It’s a Beautiful Morning” The Rascals (1968) “Good Lovin” The Rascals (1967) “People Gotta be Free” The (Young) Rascals (1967) “Donald …

Your Lips Are Boring

Pat and Lisa discuss people who talk too much, and those that don’t talk enough. Pat gets pictures from his colonoscopy. Lisa goes on a series of boring dates with some boring men.   Songs in this episode: “Don’t Stop” Fleetwood Mac “Over My Head” Fleetwood Mac “Songbird” Fleetwood Mac …

I’m Not Your Puppet

It’s none of our business, but we think marrying a family member is ill-advised. Is it better to die when things are going well, or when things are going horribly? And, sigh, yes, “The Pig” visits the podcast. How much do you swear? If a sailor and a truck driver …

I’m In The Nude For Love

Lisa and Pat talk about the Queen’s passing. Lisa refuses to answer Pat’s question “What’s your all time favorite musical group?” There’s an odd woman that stands on the side of the road where Lisa lives and Pat thinks she’s a hooker. Pat has an idea for a new reality …

There’s No Need To Panic

Pat is to camping what Trump is to the Iron Man Marathon. But he does it anyway. The former news anchor Dan Harris has been an inspiration to Lisa to help with her anxiety with his 10% Happier book and podcast. And should gun violence be photographed and shown to …

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