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Don’t Doink Me in The Eye

Secrets are not so secret… especially if you tell them to Lisa Foster. Pat has another sound effects toy to play with. Pat loves ’em, but Lisa has never understood the appeal of The Three Stooges. And Pat tells Lisa about some mad spiders. Great.





Songs in this episode:

“Hurdy Gurdy Man” Donovan
“Mellow Yellow” Donovan
“Season of the Witch” Donovan
“Sunshine Superman” Donovan
“The Ballad of Paladin” from the TV show “Have Gun Will Travel”
Excerpts from various “Three Stooges” shorts
Excerpt from “Duck Soup” The Marx Brothers
Excerpt from “Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker” (Chris Farley) SNL
Trailer from “El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie” Netflix
Trailer from the motion picture “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”
Excerpt from the motion picture “Big” (1988)
Theme from the motion picture “”Chariots of Fire” Vangelis
“The No No Song” Ringo Starr (1974)
“Wacky Tobaccy” Toby Keith
“Incense and Peppermints” Strawberry Alarm Clock
“Sunshine Superman” Mel Torme




Open Carry Cell Phone

A tribute to the late Valerie Harper. And guess what? Yep – more mass shootings. Pat had a scary kayaking accident. Did you do the “Face App Challenge”? And Pat tries camping… again.


“Yep. Open carry cell phone.”



Songs in this episode:

Excerpt from “Rhoda” TV show
Theme from  “Rhoda”
Excerpt from comedy album “When You’re In Love the Whole World is Jewish” Valerie Harper and Nancy Walker
Excerpt from “Still Game” Netflix
“Ohio” Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
“Gonna Get Me a Gun” Cat Stevens
“If We Keep Doing Nothing” Kris Allen
“Take Me to the River” Al Green
“Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” The Bee Gees
“Little Mistake” Mr. Big
Cyclone sequence from “The Wizard of Oz”
“A Camping We Will Go” The Kiboomers
“Limbo Rock” Chubby Checker
“Midnight Confessions” The Grassroots


Nothing Will Be Done

Pat and Lisa talk about the terror of gun violence. There is a 100% chance of another mass shooting. And, in a lighter vein, they discuss drunken online shopping – which is a HUGE business. Also, mosquitoes and bees are not to be messed with.




Songs in this episode:

“Ring of Fire” Johnny Cashman
“Happiness is a Warm Gun” The Beatles
“I Gotta Get Drunk” Willie Nelson
“Drunk” Jimmy Liggins (1953)
“Night Moves” Bob Seger
“She Loves You” The Beatles
“409” The Beach Boys
“My Dog Has Fleas–Earl’s Song” Mark Decker and the Hogtown Heroes
“Sting of the Bumblebee” Man ‘O War
“The Moth” Aimee Mann
“Another One Bites the Dust” Queen
“Put a Smile on Your Face” Durand Jones and the Indications
“Music for Victory” (Russian march)
“Jeopardy” Think music
“Hummingbird” Seals and Crofts

Get Your Affairs In Order

We’re all gonna die; is it better to know exactly when? Pat is already working on Lisa’s eulogy. Lisa is on a new medication that is really interfering with her life. Do you know what duvetyne is?




Songs in this episode:

“Do Wop Medley” The Persuasions (1971)
“Last Kiss” Pearl Jam
“Going Down” Freddie King
“Good Vibrations” The Beach Boys
“The Farmer in the Dell” traditional
“I’m Sorry” Brenda Lee
“Something in the Air” Thunderclap Newman
“I’m a Man” Chicago
“Coming Up” Paul McCartney
“Lasagna” Weird Al Yankovic
“Losing My Religion” R.E.M.
“Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf” Henry Hall, sung by Les Allen (1933)
“Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wold” L.L. Cool J.

We’re Mad, Cracked and Sick

What…US worry? Yep – Mad Magazine is wrapping it up after nearly 70 years. Pat uncovers even MORE movie cliches. Lisa thinks that anywhere there are boys, you are going to find noise. And turns out horse racing is not such a good thing for the horses.

“We’re sorry horsies…. you deserve better.”



Songs in this episode:

“It’s a Gas” Alfred E. Neuman
“Up Around the Bend” Credence Clearwater Revival
“You Crack Me Up” Huey Lewis and the News
“Superman’s Song” Crash Test Dummies
Excerpt from the motion picture “Airport 1975”
Excerpt from “Almost Live!” KING TV
“Il Est Cinq Heures, Paris S’éveillè” Jacques Dutronic
“409” The Beach Boys
“Let’s Hear it for the Boys” Deniece Williams
“Seasons in the Sun” Terry Jacks
“Pink Cadillac” Jerry Lee Lewis
“Mustang Sally” Wilson Pickett
“The William Tell Overture” Spike Jones and the City Slickers
“Gillette Cavalcade of Sports” TV theme
Excerpt of Benny “Kid” Parett vs. Emile Griffith fight (1961)
“Stewball Was a Race Horse” Peter, Paul and Mary
“Tacky” Weird Al Yankovic
“The Snake” Al Wilson

Bing Bong I Need First Class Service

“Exclusive interview” – what does that even mean? Lying vs embellishment – what’s the difference? First Class air travel is a whole different world. And why do men do “air sports”? UFO’s MUST be real right?

“I want an upgrade dammit.”



Songs in this episode:

“Sabre Dance” Rachmaninoff

Excerpt from “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” Guest: Gov. Chris Christie
Trailer excerpt from the documentary “The Woman Who Wasn’t There”
Excerpt from “NBC Evening News with Brian Williams”
Chopin Funeral March (arranged for organ)
“If You Could Read My Mind” Gordon Lightfoot
“Jet Airliner” The Steve Miller Band
“Tequila Sunrise” The Eagles
“Hot Nuts (Get ’em from the Peanut Man)” Lil Johnson
“Little Green Apples” O.C. Smith
“Centerfield” John Fogerty
“How Does That Grab You?” Nancy Sinatra
Excerpt from “Dreamland—Art Bell” radio show
“Deep in the Woods (Bigfoot)” Drew Thomas
“Hooray for Hollywood”
“Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road” Loudon Wainwright III
“Hot Nuts (Get ’em from the Peanut Man) Georgia White