I Need a Bathroom Now

Pat and Lisa wish they didn’t have to pay bills and taxes. Like Nomadland. When the world reopens, what things are you NOT looking forward to returning? Bathroom nightmares – do you have stress dreams? And the guy that invented the cassette tape croaked. Dr. Seuss is being canceled. Where …

I Don’t Have The Lips For It

Pat never wanted to play the piano. Lisa always wanted to play the drums. You can be a hefty ballerina if you like. Top movies (and Oscar picks) are discussed. Lisa hurts her thing, and much more. “I feel pretty.” Songs in this episode: Ralph Peterson, Jr. drum solo with …

Outside Dining Is Still Inside

Goodbye to Cloris Leachman and Cecily Tyson and Larry King AND Christopher Plummer! Sheesh! If you need a distraction, Lisa recommends watching “Pretend It’s A City” with Fran Lebowitz. And Pat recommends “Rectify” on Amazon. Is there anything you’ve not done for a whole year because of COVID? How old …

Last Episode of 2020

2020 is OVER! Pat and Lisa ring out the old and ring in the new on this episode (streamed live on 12/31/20). A huge THANK YOU to all our listeners and hope 2021 holds wonderous things for you. Happy New Year!

Older and Uglier

Pat and Lisa are ready to line up for the COVID vaccine. Cosmetic surgery is on the rise this year. There is no getting around getting older or uglier. Pat has a new family member. Men with deep voices are going to break your heart. “Gawd… look at my neck!” …

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