No More Boobies

Pat and Lisa are guessing that, once again, this podcast is not “The Best”.  And people are playing with the toys in Costo in a way that they should not be played with.  Pat and Lisa talk about the first time they ever saw a Playboy Magazine. Also Lisa buys a Squatty Potty.

Costco Toys

Bad ponies…

Songs in this episode:

“Zoot Suit Riot” Chill Pill Dancers
“You Are So Beautiful” Joe Cocker
“Intuition” John Lennon
“Sore Loser” Bob and Ray
“I Believe in Happy Endings” Neil Diamond
Excerpt from “Wunda Wunda” TV show courtesy KING TV
“You’re Welcome” The Undertones
“Bye, Bye, Bye” N’ Sync
“Stuck on You” Elvis Presley
“My Marilyn” Ray Anthony (1952)
“The End of the Innocence” Don Henley
“Let Your Love Flow” The Bellamy Brothers
Excerpted “”Squatty Potty” informercial from You Tube
“Walk Right In…Sit Right Down” Wanda Jackson

Time For A Butt Check Up

Pat can’t let go of the disappointment of not winning Best Podcast on Best of Western Washington. And, how does one gracefully break up with one’s hair stylist? And Pat encourages Lisa to get her butt check up.












“HEY! There’s corn in here!”



Songs in this episode:
“What’s Going On? Marvin Gaye
“Paperback Writer” The Beatles
“Radetsky March” Johann Strauss
“You Should be Dancing” Bee Gees
“Breaking Up is Hard to do” Neil Sedaka
“You’ve Got a Friend” James Taylor
“Piece of my Heart” Janis Joplin
“Hurt” Johnny Cash
“Hurts so Bad” Little Anthony and the Imperials
“Up Around the Bend” Credence Clearwater Revival
Twilight Zone theme
“Ain’t No Sunshine” Bill Withers
“That Smell” Lynyrd Skynyrd

Headless But Happy

Pat and Lisa talk about lame TV- and surprise – they disagree.  Also, Pat remembers when he was a vegan. WAS.  And Pat tells Lisa a real “feel good” story.

Songs in this episode:

  • “End of the Line” Traveling Wilburys
  • “Gone Fishin'” Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong
  • “The Hunting Song” Tom Lehrer
  • “Turkey in the Straw” Music of Disney
  • “Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
  • “I Think You’re Swell” Matt Bennett
  • “William Tell Overture” Spike Jones and his City Slickers
  • “Here’s to the Losers” Frank Sinatra
  • “Stranger on the Shore” The Spencer Watt Band

Be Clean and Sanitary!

Pat and Lisa talk about the podcast possibly being named the BEST. Not that they care about that. *Note – Lisa says voting ends Oct 19, but it really ends Oct 24th!) Also, what is the MOST sanitary way to use a toilet? And no more Saturday cartoons??!!

Be Clean






Songs in this episode:

“Did You Get Healed?” Van Morrison

“Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter” Nat King Cole
“Yogi Bear” theme
“H.R. Pufnstuff” theme
“George of the Jungle” theme
“Rin Tin Tin” theme
“The Long Ranger” theme
“Land of the Lost” theme
“Johnny Quest” theme
“Captain Kangaroo” theme
Don LeFontaine excerpts
Disney trailer “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”
“Thank You” Sly and the Family Stone


If It’s Not True, Pass it On

Pat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers.  Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”.   And, it’s time for another “Dirty Joke Challenge” !

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.



Songs in this episode:

Excerpts from Mercury Theater production “War of the Worlds” broadcast.

Music from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” original version
Excerpt from “Fargo”
“The Letter” The Boxtops
“Poor Side of Town” Johnny Rivers
“Strangers in the Night” Mrs. Miller
“Chances Are” Johnny Mathis
“Topsy” Joe Bucci Trio