Don’t Sing Me A Story

A load of great singers shuffled off this mortal coil recently. Pat gives Lisa the current sports news. Pat really despises “story songs”. Lisa thinks life is pretty random – just depends on being in the right place at the right time.

Pat hates my music stories. *sniff



Songs in this episode:

  • “I Can See Clearly Now” Johnny Nash
  • “Ring of Fire” Johnny Cash
  • “Baby Don’t Get Hooked on Me” Mac Davis
  • “In the Ghetto” Elvis Presley
  • “Eruption” Van Halen
  • “I Am Woman” Helen Reddy
  • “Swing Town” Steve Miller Band
  • “I Wish I Was in Dixie” Dinah Shore
  • “Talkin’ Baseball” Terry Cashman
  • “The Hockey Song” Stompin’ Tom Connors
  • “Octopus’s Garden” The Beatles
  • Trailer from “My Octopus Teacher”
  • “Super Fly” Curtis Mayfield
  • Excerpt from “Late Night with Stephen Colbert” CBS
  • Gettysburg Address excerpt
  • “Day of Infamy” FDR (1941)
  • “Ringo” Lorne Greene
  • “Daddy” Red Sovine
  • “The Old Pine Tree” Red Sovine
  • “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” The Charlie Daniels Band
  • “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia” Vicki Lawrence
  • “The Twist” Chubby Checker
  • Excerpt from “Mama’s Place” CBS
  • “Na Na Na Na Hey Hey-Ey, Goodbye” Steam
  • “Crying” Roy Orbison
  • “Chug-a-Lug” Roger Miller
  • Excerpt from motion picture “The Fly” (1958)

Smoky and The Honey Bucket

Football season is here. Are you going to watch? Burt Reynolds has died, and Pat and Lisa talk about their favorite Burt roles. Lisa goes on a spider murder spree. If fish could scream, would you stop fishing?


Songs in this episode:

“Ain’t That a Kick in the Head?” Dean Martin
“Fire” The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
“What’s Goin’ On?” Marvin Gaye
Excerpt from “Smokey and the Bandit”
Excerpt from “Boogie Nights”
Excerpt from TV show “Gunsmoke”
Excerpt from “The Tonight Show”
Excerpt from “The Way West”
“Brother Can You Spare a Dime?” Al Jolson
“Steam Roller” James Taylor
“Honey” Bobby Goldsboro
“Going Down Slow” Eric Burdon and the Animals
“My Sister” Reba McEntire
“Gone Fishin'” Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong
“All I Want for Christmas (is my Two Front Teeth)” Spike Jones and his City Slickers (1948)


You Can Never Go Home

Pat and Lisa talk about driving in the snow. And, does your head get bigger as you age? Lisa takes issue with a Seahawks fan who blow off fireworks during the game in her neighborhood. Also, did Debbie Reynolds really die of a broken heart?


Songs in this episode:

“Betcha By Golly Wow” The Stylistics
“Chain Gang” Sam Cooke
“Snow Blind” Styx
“Changes” David Bowie
“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” Robert Flack
“Put Your Head on My Shoulder” Paul Anka
“Tutti Frutti” Pat Boone
“Bandwagon” R.E.M.
Excerpt from Debbie Reynolds on “Will and Grace” (Mommy Adler)
“Oh My Papa” Eddie Fisher
Debbie Reynolds performing at her 77th Birthday
Jerry Lewis concert, March 15, 2014
Theme from “The Sopranos”


Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle

Pat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason.  Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”.

Seahawk Huddle

“Just remember – don’t throw it to stupid Larry”


Songs in this episode:

“Stuck on You” Elvis
Theatrical trailer for “The Time Machine”
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar (Lisa…I introduced her at an event an month ago…)
“Let’s Hear it for The Boy” Deniece Williams
“Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog” Johnny Cash
“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat and Tears
“Bicycle Made for Two”
“Train, Train” Blackfoot
“Shortin’ Bread” Nelson Eddy
“Open the Door, Richard” Dusty Fletcher with Jimmy Jones and his Band
“Carolina on my Mind” James Taylor
“What it was, was football” Andy Griffith
“Not as much as Football” Mojo Nixon

Who Wants My Crap?

Who would be on YOUR “Mount Rushmore” of singers? Lisa wants to throw a party – find out what kind! And,will Pat take Lisa’s dogs when she croaks? Listen as they sort out the deal. And there’s a clown shortage; better stock up.

I hereby bequeath all my crap to Larry...

I hereby bequeath all my crap to Larry…



Songs in this episode:

“Tombstone Shadow” CCR
“Suzie Q” CCR
“What’s Goin’ On?” Marvin Gaye
“Suzie Q” Rod Danz
“Two Six Packs Away” Dave Dudley
“Wayward Wind” Gogi Grant
“Flight of the Bumble Bee” Woody Phillips
“Send in the Clowns” Frank Sinatra

Alright, Get a Stick

The “big game” is in the record books, but this 12th man enthusiasm lives on for how long? What exactly is party-etiquette when nobody eats your party platter? And, Pat remembers his beloved brother Sean, who died recently, in a moving and heartfelt memorial.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

Songs in this episode:

 “Limbo Rock” Champs
Theme song from “Peanuts” Vince Guaraldi
“Sweetpea” Tommy Roe
“We Are the Champions” Queen
“Seattle” Perry Como
“Old Friends/Bookends” Simon and Garfunkel