Small Body Enormous Noggin

Scientists say we will be able to take a pill and live to be 150. Lisa does not think she’ll have enough money for a life that long. Back in 1962 it cost 2 bucks to get into the Space Needle. When was the last time you ate an entire …

Porn Is Where The Cheddar Is

Pat helps Lisa find the ONE Elvis song she likes. Lisa confesses the lame reason why she opted out of seeing the original Star Wars movie. Pat shares his favorite porn movie parody titles. Also, Pat tells a terrifying story involving a hitchhiker in the snow. “Ya’ know, we’d make more if …

Jesus Has A Honey-Do List

Jesus looks like a monkey, thanks to a well-meaning crappy artist, as he smells like one too. And his wife has had it up to HERE with his dinner parties.  Find out what Pat’s all-time favorite song is (it might surprise you!) and listen as Pat and Lisa argue the …

Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

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