Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is? “I lost my keys – do you see them …
Long gone are the Labor Day telethons, but we’re still fans of Jerry Lewis. Even if he is kind of a dick. Find out which commercial makes Pat nuts, and Pat shares the medical miracle of hand transplants. Also, Pat talks about his button mushroom. “Let’s drink and raise money, …
Pat worries about censoring his tried-and-true-jokes at an upcoming speech that he’s not getting paid for. Also, an emotional discussion about Cecil the Lion. And do you know what creature kills more humans than any other? Songs in this episode: “Owner of a Lonely Heart” from ‘Symphonic Rock Classics’ …
Pat decides he WILL in fact take Lisa’s dog when Lisa croaks. Pat discovers he can get more than pizza delivered to his house. And does a particular observation mean you’re a racist? Are men drivers worse than women drivers? Also, Lisa realizes she needs to shut up. “I see YOU” Songs in …
It’s summer, and Pat’s sad. Also, Pat has conquered his golf rage. Lisa and Pat discuss the stupid woodpeckers in their neighborhood. Pat poo-poos Lisa’s turkey pinwheels and now Lisa is embarrassed that she ever brought these to a party. “I had no idea how lame we are.” Songs in this episode: …
Pat and Lisa talk about their diet downfalls. Pat has a skeptic’s view of what Lisa does on her business trips. Is it TREH-zure or TRAY-zure? And, Lisa’s neighbor drives a tractor right through the podcast taping. Pat has the power to pronounce you spouses for life. Who knew? “Let …
