Pat thinks Lisa needs a butler. Or a houseboy. Lisa explains why her boobs will never be touched again. Pat has a tragedy with his laptop at the airport you won’t believe. And is being a well-endowed male a bonus or a curse? Songs in this episode: “La La La La La La” Jackie …
Pat is selling his house, and he hates it. But he’s happy about his new TV show – “Uplate NW”. Pat and Lisa share sweet memories of a dear friend and a radio collegue, Jane Shannon, who left this earth too soon. And, Lisa talks about the anxiety of living alone. “You’ll be …
Pat just had another birthday, and Lisa’s delighted to learn that eating vegetables is not necessary for a long life. And if you’re single and a Disney fan, you’ll love the new dating site “MouseMingle.com“. Also, Pat makes a shocking discovery during a visit to his old high school. “I still …
Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is? “I lost my keys – do you see them …
Long gone are the Labor Day telethons, but we’re still fans of Jerry Lewis. Even if he is kind of a dick. Find out which commercial makes Pat nuts, and Pat shares the medical miracle of hand transplants. Also, Pat talks about his button mushroom. “Let’s drink and raise money, …
Pat worries about censoring his tried-and-true-jokes at an upcoming speech that he’s not getting paid for. Also, an emotional discussion about Cecil the Lion. And do you know what creature kills more humans than any other? Songs in this episode: “Owner of a Lonely Heart” from ‘Symphonic Rock Classics’ …
