Sweet Baby Jane

Pat is selling his house, and he hates it.  But he’s happy about his new TV show – “Uplate NW”.  Pat and Lisa share sweet memories of a dear friend and a radio collegue, Jane Shannon, who left this earth too soon.  And, Lisa talks about the anxiety of living alone. “You’ll be …

Old Men and Mice

Pat just had another birthday, and Lisa’s delighted to learn that eating vegetables is not necessary for a long life. And if you’re single and a Disney fan, you’ll love the new dating site “MouseMingle.com“.  Also, Pat makes a shocking discovery during a visit to his old high school. “I still …

It’s Stuck In My Nose

Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is? “I lost my keys – do you see them …

It’s Belabor Day

Long gone are the Labor Day telethons, but we’re still fans of Jerry Lewis. Even if he is kind of a dick.  Find out which commercial makes Pat nuts, and Pat shares the medical miracle of hand transplants. Also, Pat talks about his button mushroom. “Let’s drink and raise money, …

One Joke Over The Line

Pat worries about censoring his tried-and-true-jokes at an upcoming speech that he’s not getting paid for. Also, an emotional discussion about Cecil the Lion. And do you know what creature kills more humans than any other?     Songs in this episode: “Owner of a Lonely Heart” from ‘Symphonic Rock Classics’ …

Eyes In The Back of Her Head

Pat decides he WILL in fact take Lisa’s dog when Lisa croaks. Pat discovers he can get more than pizza delivered to his house. And does a particular observation mean you’re a racist? Are men drivers worse than women drivers? Also, Lisa realizes she needs to shut up. “I see YOU”     Songs in …

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