A Twinkie Would Go Good Right Now

Lisa has an unfortunate mishap prior to this episode – and Pat heard it all. Who Wants to Be A Millionaire has a $500,000 question that Pat knew. Pat has an idea for funny funeral cards. Lisa goes to Sacramento in the summer – big mistake. Lisa recommends a great …

Papa’s Got a Brand New Hip

Pat has some new hardware. He is now GREAT AGAIN. Pat sends Lisa a hilarious birthday gift from a comedian named Chris Munch. Pat and Lisa try to figure out what genre this podcast is. And, where is the best place to park at Costco? Lisa’s creepy Birthday date   …

I Just Want A Decent Cup of Coffee

An all new episode! Songs in this episode: “America the Beautiful” Frank Sinatra (1963) “Outa Space” Billy Preston (1971) Excerpts from Jimmy Swaggart Ministries (YouTube) “Great Balls of Fire” Jerry Lee Lewis (1961) “That’s All There Is” Mickey Gilley (1980) “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”  Bob Dylan (1983) Theme from the …

You Kiss Like My Grandma

Pat and Lisa rattle on about accents, The Beach Boys, the people on the bicycle trail in front of Pat’s place and bad kissers. Songs in this episode: “The Shortest Song in the World” Kenny Price (1970) “Gonzo” James Booker (1960) “Everyday People” Sly and the Family Stone (1968) “Dance …

Put The Damn Seat Down

Pat is making photo albums – actual, real albums. Pat and Lisa whine again about words and the way people pronounce things incorrectly. Pat talks about songs that fade out (and how lame it is). And, men’s bathroom habits… Songs in this episode: “Rainy Days and Mondays” The Carpenters (1971) …

You’ve Been Poisoned. Bye.

Lisa has some bumper stickers on her car that Pat advises her to remove. Where does one buy a bottle of pure poison? And, the worst Sinatra cover song ever. Pat’s wife makes him sign a television-watching contract with her. Pat wraps this episode with not one, but TWO jokes! …

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