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Quit Scratching That

Pat brings up something he thinks he shouldn’t, but does it anyway. Lisa has an itchy itchy rash. The Oscars are being delayed because no movies are being made. Pat saw a real stinker of a film the other day. Also, when you lose something, do you automatically assume someone stole it?


Songs in this episode:

  • “Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major, Op. 102” Shostakovich plays Shostakovich
  • “I’m a Loser” Beck
  • Excerpt “Starkist Tuna” commercial (1968)
  • Excerpt “Pork, the Other White Meat” commercial (1994)
  • “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” Tears for Fears
  • “Heartbreak of Psoriasis” Root Boy Slim
  • Excerpt “Otezla” commercial (2020)
  • “Feelin’ Alright” Joe Cocker
  • Excerpt “Anti-Monkey Butt Relief Powder” review
  • “How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?” The Bee Gees
  • “Itchy Twitchy Feelin'” Bobby Hendricks (1958)
  • “Looking Out My Backdoor” Creedence Clearwater Revival
  •  Excerpt from Woody Allen’s motion picture “Bananas”
  • “The Weight” The Band
  • “Long Tall Texan” Lyle Lovett
  • “Soon You’ll Get Better” Taylor Swift

I Like Pie

Lisa had the Covid anti-body test. And get ready for a NEW Podcast Series featuring the Almost Live cast! Lisa only drinks 3 – no FOUR things. And the one thing Pat WON’T eat. Hang on for the joke of the day…. it’s a doozy.

I want a ding dong pie.


Songs in this episode: 

  • “You’re the Tops” Cole Porter
  • Excerpt from the 1950’s TV show “The Millionaire”
  • Trailer for “Space Force” (Netflix)
  • Trailer for “Downton Abbey”
  • Excerpt from “The 206” TV show (‘Renton Abbey’)
  • “The Confirmation” movie trailer
  • “Man on the Street’ from “Almost Live” (KING TV)
  • “Video Store” from “Almost Live” (KING TV)
  • “Old Man” Neil Young
  • “I Only Have Eyes For You” The Flamingos (1959)
  • “These Eyes” The Guess Who
  • “I Like Pie, I Like Pie” Four Clefs (1941)
  • “Black Coffee” Peggy Lee
  • “Tea for Two” Doris Day
  • “Spill the Wine” War with Eric Burdon
  • “Vodka Martini” Luke
  • “Dandelion” Ruth B.
  • “Hostess Ding Dong” commercial (1971)
  • “Begin the Beguine” (Cole Porter) Ella Fitzgerald

I’m Gonna Kick Your Mouth Off

Lisa does not have that “music” gene – at all. Pat did, but lost it. There are some jobs that we are grateful we do not have to do. And sometimes it’s weird to let strangers use your bathroom. Old TV westerns are really violent.

“Thanks for sharing your candy bar…”


Songs in this episode:

  • “Sauvecito” Malo (1972)
  • “Who’s Been Talkin’?” Lucky Peterson
  • “Our Future” Lucky Peterson (5 years old)
  • “Yer Blues” Lucky Peterson
  • “Back Up” The Siege
  • “Grand Canyon Suite:Sunrise (George Gershwin) Leonard Bernstein and the New York Philharmonic Orchestra
  • “Pump It Up!” Elvis Costello
  • “Tchaikovsky’ Piano Concerto No. 1 in B Flat Minor” Liberace
  • “Superman” TV theme
  • Excerpt from 50’s TV show “Superman”
  • Excerpt from “The Three Stooges”
  • “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” TV theme
  • Excerpt from “Alfred Hitchcock Presents”
  • “History of the United States” Bob and Ray

No I Can Do It Myself

Lisa has managed to lose 24 pounds during the pandemic quarantine. Pat’s mom used to tell him “eat the fat…. it’s good for you!” Pat and Lisa talk about the books they are currently reading. Also we are so bored, zippers are interesting now.



Songs in this episode:

  • Theme from “Leave it to Beaver”
  • Excerpt featuring “Eddie Haskell”
  • Excerpt from “Seinfeld’
  • Excerpt from “Hate” routine Stiller and Meara
  • “My Boy Lollipo[p” Millie Small
  • “You Turn Me On” Ian Whitcomb (1966)
  • Phyllis George tribute—CBS News
  • “Clean Up Woman” Betty WRight
  • “No Pain, No Gain” Betty Wright
  • “Fat” Weird Al Yankovic
  • Oprah “Weight Watcher’s” commericial
  • “Weight Watcher’s” spoof
  • USA Consumer Group PSA
  • “Ain’t No Sunshine” Bill Withers
  • The “Godfather” Theme
  • “One” Three Dog Night


Murder Hornets Are People Too

Little Richard is no longer with us. Men may be more at risk of dying from the coronavirus than women. Murder hornets are here –  RIGHT HERE and you cannot outrun them. Because you are staying at home these days, are you tackling home improvement projects?

Nature is apparently not messing around. 



Songs in this episode:

  • “Tutti Frutti” Little Richard
  • “Long Tall Sally” Little Richard
  • “Tutti Frutti” Pat Boone
  • “Tutti Frutti” Elvis Presley
  • Excerpt from “The Lone Ranger” TV series
  • “This Masquerade” (Leon Russell) George Benson
  • Excerpt from ‘Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game’
  • “Skip To My Lou” Finis Henderson
  • Theme from the motion picture “Rudy”
  • Theme from the TV show “Candid Camera:
  • “Straight Down the Middle” Bing Crosby
  • “Ol’ MacDonald” Frank Sinatra
  • Theme from the TV show “The Green Hornet” Al Hirt
  • “War” Edwin Starr
  • “Going Out of My Head” Little Anthony and the Imperials
  • “Drive My Car” The Beatles
  • “Blow the Whistle” Too Short
  • “Jumping Jack Flash” The Rolling Stones
  • “It’s a Gas” Alfred E. Neuman (Mad Magazine)
  • “Tutti Frutti” Andre’ Rieu

To Wear or Not to Wear A Shirt Under A Shirt

Stop touching your face! There’s a gadget out there to help. Lisa changes her mind on face masks. Pat and Patty split the gross tasks in their house. The brilliance of the Dollar Store is underrated. You cannot buy a car during the pandemic, didya know?

Hey – you need to wear an undershirt with this dude.



Songs in this episode:

  • “To Love Somebody” The Bee Gees
  • “Put on a Happy Face” Tony Bennett
  • “I Love Paris” Maurice Chevalier
  • “Under the Mask of Happiness” Graham Parker
  • “Coming Up” Paul McCartney
  • “Clean Up Woman” Betty Wright (1971)
  • “Der Fuehrer’s Face” Spike Jones
  • “Down” Marian Hill
  • “Ob-la-da, Oh-la-di” The Beatles
  • “Working Up a Sweat” Alice Cooper
  • “Everybody Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey” The Beatles
  • “Fast Car” Tracy Chapman
  • “To Love Somebody” Nina Simone