Put The Pedal To The Metal

Pat does Lisa a favor, and gets a ticket for it.  Also, how do you handle the holiday dinner-time prayer when you don’t ever pray?  And listen as Pat and Lisa give you holiday traveling tips to get past the TSA without getting groped.

You Are What You Wear

Find out where cleavage, hairy butts and naughty t-shirts are NOT welcomed, Pat gets a call from his horse, and the song “Wives and Lovers” gets the Cashman/Foster treatment.

The 2012 Bummer Olympics

Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.

Don’t Touch Me, I’m Dead.

Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia. They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do. And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!  

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