Feel Free To Never Call Me

Pat and Lisa talk about fart movies… yes, fart movies. Somehow, the conversation always steers into that subject. Then, Lisa’s ongoing complaint about telemarketers continues, and she actually gets a call from one during the taping.



Songs in this episode:

“The Shortest Song in the World” Kenny Price
“American Pie” Don McLean
“Thriller” Michael Jackson
Excerpt from “Blazing Saddles”
“Coldest Days of my Life” The Chi-Lites
“Arizona” Mark Lindsay
“If You See Kay” The Scripts
“A.D.D. Telemarketer Call” Tom McCabe
Oscar Mayer commercial
“Long Tall Sally” The Beatles
“No Telephone in Heaven” A.P. Carter (The Carter Family)

My Cheapskate Valentine

Valentine’s Day is not for lovers, it’s for cheapskates.  What flower arrangement is the most popular? (it ain’t red roses, babies!) Also, listen as Pat ruins one of Lisa’s favorite candy addictions. Find out what happens when you THINK you’ve scored some chick’s digits, and well, you really didn’t.

This is LOVE!

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