No I Can Do It Myself

Lisa has managed to lose 24 pounds during the pandemic quarantine. Pat’s mom used to tell him “eat the fat…. it’s good for you!” Pat and Lisa talk about the books they are currently reading. Also we are so bored, zippers are interesting now.     Songs in this episode: …

We Need Toilet Paper

Pat and Lisa learn they were once in one of the most psychopathic-filled professions. Leaves are no substitute for good ol’ toilet paper. Ted Crackerwagon joins the podcast for a breaking news story. And Oprah loves bread.        “This should last me a couple of hours…”   Songs in …

Pants On Fire

Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems.  Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior …