It’s Stuck In My Nose

Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is?

Up my nose

“I lost my keys – do you see them up there?”

 

Songs in this episode:

“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” Tears for Fears

“Blueberry Hill” Fats Domino
“Jungle Fever” The Chakachas
“Something in the Air” Thunderclap Newman
“Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” The Bee Gees
“Up, Up and Away” The Fifth Dimension
“Beans in my Ears” The Serendipity Singers
“It’s a Gas” Alfred E. Neuman
“Give Me Novacaine” Green Day
“The Great Pretender” The Platters
“Second Piano Concerto (The Dentist)” Mike Nichols & Elaine May
“Lookin’ Out My Back Door” Credence Clearwater Revival
“Tape Worm Song” Brian Packham
“Moose Turd Pie” Utah Phillips
Excerpt from documentary “Going Clear”
“Free” Zac Brown Band
“Free Bird” Lynyrd Skynyrd
“Rockin’ in the Free World” Neil Young
“Step Right Up” Tom Waits

 

The Middle Seat Sucks

Pat found a dent in his truck – should he unleash his fury on the culprit? Which begs the question: are there people in your life you would NEVER lend anything to? Also, Pat and Lisa discuss the delights of getting your body parts examined.

 

Uh, I didn't notice this when I LENT you MY TRUCK!

Uh, I didn’t notice this when I LENT you MY TRUCK!

 

 

Songs in this episode

“Strangers on the Shore” Mr. Acker Bilk
“Borrowing Time” Aimee Mann
“She’s Gone” Hall and Oates
“Stacey Brown’s Got Two” Shel Silverstein
“Up Around the Bend” Creedence Clearwater Revival
“Do You Want to Know a Secret?” The Beatles
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers