Love To But My Groin Went Out

Pat and Lisa talk about “man colds”. Pat has gone his whole life without being summoned for jury duty… until now. And now he needs an excuse to get out of it. Songs in this episode: “Because of You” Tony Bennett “The Good Life” Tony Bennett “I Left My Heart …

It’s All Pink In There

Pat has a unique treatment for the song “The Girl from Ipanema”. Pat had a colonoscopy. Again. Pat’s wife Patty knows how to lay down the line of all lines to end any argument. Songs in this episode: “Summer–The Garden” George Winston (1982) “The Girl from Ipanema” Astrud Gilberto, Stan …

That Kangaroo Is A Jerk

Tina Turner is gone. And a bunch of other people. Old people. Lisa feels badly about feeding her dog kangaroo dog food, initially. Pat shares a one sided phone conversation he overheard. Would you take a free TV if you had to constantly watch commercials on it? And you start …

Don’t Bring Your Stuff To Work

Pat shows off his vocal range. Why do men hate the phrase “we need to talk”? Lisa doesn’t like children in general. Pat is boycotting the Westminster Dog Show because he feels they are ignoring Springer Spaniels. If a gorilla showed up at Lisa’s front door, she would totally let …

We Got A Puker

Pat and Lisa think the Jerry Springer show would have been more interesting with super rich people as the guests. Lisa went to Hawaii and threw up. Lisa hates the question “…so…. what are your plans for the day” from complete strangers. Lisa read the bible one time. And Pat …

Cry Me A River

Pat cannot find anyone who’s croaked to open this episode with.  Pat says he cries every day. Pat thinks the HBO show Succession might be the best television show EVER. Lisa needs a serious attitude adjustment, so she’s taking herself to Hawaii.   Songs in this episode: “The Homeless Wanderer” …

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