Down There, You Know Where

Pat has a serious problem with his big toe. And from the audio archives, Pat, Lisa and Gary Hoffman take a call from “The Pig”. Lisa asks Pat for his advice with her embarrassing personal issue. And, a woman steals something from Lisa’s driveway. Keep your filthy paws off my …

I Seriously Have To Go

Pat has some good ideas for Lisa’s next webinar. And, Lisa is fascinated with a high-tech mattress. Pat and Lisa talk about an exciting new medical breakthrough. And, yep, more poop discussion. Yep. “I’m pretty important!”   Songs in this episode: “Sabre Dance” Excerpt from “Xaralto” commercial Excerpt from “The …

You’ve Driven Me Around The Bend

Is whistling a lost art? All of us have annoying habits – find out what drives us around the bend.  And, good storytelling is a SKILL. Also, are you ugly enough to win a contest?     Songs in this episode: “I was Kaiser Bill’s Batman” ‘Whistling’ Jack Smith Andy …

Someone’s Got It Worse Than You

Pat pulls up stakes and makes the trek to Oregon. But, bad news is waiting for him. Lisa gets a home security system, but should she get a shotgun too?     Songs in this episode: “Back in the Saddle” Gene Autry “Take Me to the River” Al Green “Smile” Tony …

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