The Middle Seat Sucks

Pat found a dent in his truck – should he unleash his fury on the culprit? Which begs the question: are there people in your life you would NEVER lend anything to? Also, Pat and Lisa discuss the delights of getting your body parts examined.       Songs in this episode “Strangers on …

Get Your Finger Outta There

Pat is disgusted by a specific fast food commercial. Lisa has a special present for Pat. And Pat’s brother makes a lot of people mad at a raffle. Also, find out why Lisa ordered 2 CASES of pineapple upside down cake mixes.         Songs in this episode: “In the Mood” Chicago …

That’s Hard To Swallow

Find out what food Pat can’t seem to swallow. Lisa unveils the lie about baby carrots. And Pat still refuses to take Lisa’s dogs when she dies. Also, brilliant mail marketing that will MAKE you open that envelope.   Songs in this episode: “Rhapsody in Blue” Larry Adler (harmonica) from …

Let’s Work On Your Daddy Issues

In a meandering episode, Pat and Lisa ponder the randomness of life. Lisa has daddy issues, but can we really blame our parents for all our messed up choices? And Pat keeps making promises he cannot keep. Songs in this episode:  “Do La Lay” Jesse Winchester “Volcano” Presidents of the …

Handyman: Don’t Insult My House

Pat and Lisa talk about her snotty handyman. Pat’s wife has a snotty hairdresser. And details about the “Live 100th Episode Taping” are unveiled in this episode! Also, Pat has ants, but they’re not in his pants. Songs in this episode: “Out on the Weekend” Neil Young “Reeling in the …

Who Wants My Crap?

Who would be on YOUR “Mount Rushmore” of singers? Lisa wants to throw a party – find out what kind! And,will Pat take Lisa’s dogs when she croaks? Listen as they sort out the deal. And there’s a clown shortage; better stock up.     Songs in this episode: “Tombstone …

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