Bend Over and Just Take It

Pat and Lisa disagree about daily bed making. Lisa has a cow over her latest hotel room service experience. If you aren’t charged, should you pay for it anyway? Lisa has a fence drama. And settle in for one of the longest jokes you’ll ever hear.


Hilton Room Service – Are you kidding me?



Songs in this episode:

“Right Place, Wrong Time” Dr. John
“Upside Down” Diana Ross
“This Little Piggy Went to Market” Rock and Learn
“Inka Dinka Do” Jimmy Durante
“Mercy, Mercy, Mercy (The Ecology Song) Marvin Gaye
“Laughing” The Guess Who
“Down to the Nightclub” Tower of Power
“Summer Wine” Nancy Sinatra
“Those Were the Days” (The ‘All in the Family’theme( Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapelton
“I Love Paris” Maurice Chevalier
“Up Around the Bend” Credence Clearwater Revival
“Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag” James Brown
“I Turn My Camera On” Spoon
“Doing the Right Thing” David Byrne
“Going Down Slow” Ray Charles
“Just a Little Bit” Rosco Gordon
Excerpt from “Jus’ Pimpin'” (from “Almost Live” TV show, courtesy KING TV, Seattle)
“Bonita Applebum” “A Tribe Called Quest
“One Dyin’ and a Buryin'” Roger Miller
“I Love Paris” Screamin’ Jay Hawkins


A Barrel Full of Monkeys

Are monkeys in showbiz funny or creepy? Pat explains the Mr. Stubbs drinking game. Lisa explains the pain of a mammogram. And, bad news, bacon can hurt your butt. Also, Pat and Lisa talk about the daylight savings time controversy as well as the recyling lie.

monkey with a gun

            “That’s not even a little bit funny.”

Songs in this episode:

Mickey Mouse Club March

Disney’s “The Hardy Boys” opening
“Toby Tyler” excerpt
“The Today Show” excerpt (early 1950’s)
“One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” John Lee Hooker
“The Hathaways” excerpt
“Lancelot Link” excerpt
“Hey, Hey We’re the Monkees” The Monkees
“Lost in Space” Excerpt
“It’s a Good Life” episode of “The Twilight Zone” excerpt
Billy Mumy interview from “Emmy TV
“Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette” Tex Williams and The Western Caravan (1947)
“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” Dinah Shore (1940)
“I Can Help” Billy Swan
“Muskrat Love” America
“Hot Chili” Steve Miller Band
“Upside Down” Diana Ross
“Time After Time” Tony Bennett
“Upside Down” Jack Johnson