We Need Toilet Paper

Pat and Lisa learn they were once in one of the most psychopathic-filled professions. Leaves are no substitute for good ol’ toilet paper. Ted Crackerwagon joins the podcast for a breaking news story. And Oprah loves bread.


       “This should last me a couple of hours…”


Songs in this episode:

“Here Come’s the Sun” The Beatles

“Bread and Butter” The Newbeats
“Guantanamera” The Sandpipers
“Crazy” Patsy Cline (written by Willie Nelson)
KJR radio jiingles
Excerpt of Larry Mack, preacher
“Takin’ Care of Business” Bachman Turner Overdrive
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away” Napoleon XIV
“Hair” The Cowsills
“Rag Mama Rag” The Band
“Hello, Muddah; Hello, Fadduh” Allan Sherman
“Dead Skunk” Loudon Wainwright III
“Run Run Run” Phoenix
Excerpt from TV show “Louis”
“Easy to be Hard” Three Dog Night
Excerpt from Weight Watcher commercial with Oprah
“Waiting for the Worms” Pink Floyd
“I Washed My Hands in Muddy Water” Stonewall Jackson
“Baby Ima Want You” Bread

Get Your Finger Outta There

Pat is disgusted by a specific fast food commercial. Lisa has a special present for Pat. And Pat’s brother makes a lot of people mad at a raffle. Also, find out why Lisa ordered 2 CASES of pineapple upside down cake mixes.


Nose hair trimmer




Songs in this episode:

“In the Mood” Chicago

“Come Running” Van Morrison
“Turn it Up” Sean Paul
eHarmony woman from You Tube excerpts
“Hair” The Cowsills
“Whistle While You Work” Adrian Caselotti (18 years old at the time) from
   Disney’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves”
“Red Solo Cup” Toby Keith
“Proud Mary” Creedence Clearwater Revival


The Humdinger Games

Pat and Lisa flex their muscles and their mouths, mess with the Hunger Games, fill up on butterhorns, get rid of unwanted hair, and  they don’t even break a sweat doin’ it.

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