Pat helps Lisa find the ONE Elvis song she likes. Lisa confesses the lame reason why she opted out of seeing the original Star Wars movie. Pat shares his favorite porn movie parody titles. Also, Pat tells a terrifying story involving a hitchhiker in the snow.

the-alfred-hitchcock-hour-the-jar“Ya’ know, we’d make more if this were a porn flick.”



Songs in this episode: 

“Return to Sender”  Elvis
Excerpt from motion picture “It Happened at the World’s Fair” (1963)
“Crying in the Chapel” Elvis
“Love Me Tender” Not Elvis
“Are You Lonesome Tonight” Not Elvis
“”Can’t Help Falling in Love” Elvis
“In the Ghetto” Elvis
“Yesterday Once More” The Shaggs
Theme from “Star Wars” John Williams
Excerpt from motion picture “American Graffiti”
Excerpt from motion picture “THX 1138”
“You LIght Up My Life” Debby Boone
Excerpt from motion picture “Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan”
“Downtown” Petula Clark
“Meet Me in Seattle at the Fair” Joy and the Boys (1962)
“Lust” Bas Sheva
“If I Had a Hammer” Leonard Nimoy
Excerpt from TV show “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” Episode: “The Jar”
Theme from “Green Acres”
“Phantom 309” Red Sovine