You Had Me At Big Fat Woman

Pat and Lisa talk about popular songs that are REALLY disturbing and inappropriate – go ahead and listen. And Lisa complains that we never get a break from sports. Find out why Pat quit football when he young. Also, Halloween candy – the good stuff vs that bad stuff.

HI. Wanna dance?

Songs in this episode:

  • “Young Girl” Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
  • “Six Days on the Road” Dave Dudley”Two Six Packs Away” Dave Dudley
  • “Daddy” Red Sovine
  • “Tonight’s the Night” Rod Stewart
  • “He Hit Me (And it Felt Like a Kiss)”  The Crystals
  • “Getting Better” The Beatles
  • “I Saw Her Standing There” The Beatles
  • “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More” Joe Tex
  • “In the Summertime” Mungo Jerry
  • “Delilah” Tom Jones
  • “Kissing Cousins” Elvis
  • Excerpt from “Side Effects” Katt Williams
  • “Are You Ready For Some Football?” Hank Williams, Jr.”
  • Rally ‘Round the Flag” Ry Cooder
  • “I Want Candy” Bow Wow Wow
  • “Candy” Johnny Mercer (1945)Excerpt
  • “I Told My Kids I ate All Their Halloween Candy” from ABC’s      The Jimmy Kimmel Show
  • “Owner of a Broken Heart” Yes
  • “Imagine” John Lennon
  • “Monster Mash” Bobby “Boris” Pickett
  • “Funny How Time Slips Away” Willie Nelson
  • “Wives and Lovers” Girl from Winterjargon (Found on You Tube)

It’s Candy Overload

Pat is tempted by his large stash of left-over Halloween candy. Are encyclopedias obsolete? The standard time change doesn’t bother Lisa, but Pat is not a fan of it. Babblers and hijackers of meetings and presentations make us all crazy.



“Man, I so want to eat all of this…. tonight.”

Songs in this episode:

“Don’t Stop the Party”
Excerpt from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
“All Things Must Pass” George Harrison
“Fly Like an Eagle” Steve Miller Band
“Ten in the Bed” Little Baby Bum
“Candy” Johnny Mercer, 1945
“The Best Things in Life Are Free” Jack Hylton, 1928
“God Bless America”
“Whip It!” Devon
“Troglodyte (The Caveman)” Jimmy Castor Bunch
“The Lady is a Tramp”


If It’s Not True, Pass it On

Pat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers.  Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”.   And, it’s time for another “Dirty Joke Challenge” !

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.



Songs in this episode:

Excerpts from Mercury Theater production “War of the Worlds” broadcast.

Music from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” original version
Excerpt from “Fargo”
“The Letter” The Boxtops
“Poor Side of Town” Johnny Rivers
“Strangers in the Night” Mrs. Miller
“Chances Are” Johnny Mathis
“Topsy” Joe Bucci Trio