Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.

The Not So Human Centipede

Pat and Lisa discuss crack houses next door, alligators who want to eat your face off and the best of the worst horror movies. And listen to the drama unfold as this episode gets interrupted by a suicidal hummingbird.

“I’m an IDIOT.”