Dropped Me a Tree

Lisa chops wood, and Pat has hard time picturing Lisa as “Mrs.Outdoors”. Pat cuts down a tree, and makes an alarming discovery. Lisa has no desire to decorate for the holidays. And, Pat finds something in the couch that should not be in the couch.

“I’ll be sniffin and hitchin when this is done.”



Songs in this episode: 

  • “Choppin’ Wood” Van Morrison
  • “I Let My Mind Wander” Willie Nelson
  • “Haul and Stack” Katherine Rhoda and her accordion
  • “The Lumberjack Song” Monty Python
  • “I’m Sorry” Brenda Lee
  • “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” Bob Dylan
  • “Fight the Power” Public Enemy
  • “I Hung My Head” Sting
  • “Mama Told Me Not to Come” Three Dog Night
  • “Judge Not” Bob Marley
  • “The Puppy Song” Harry Nilsson
  • “Ben” Michael Jackson
  • “Down on the Corner” Credence Clearwater Revival
  • “Lay Down, Sally” Eric Clapton
  • “Whatta Man” Salt-n-Pepa, featuring En Vogue

Holiday Cheer at Walmart

Pat and Lisa wish you a Merry Christmas! Lisa wanted to do a “nice” Christmas show, but it just didn’t work out on this episode.  Find out why she hates the post office, and why Pat loves Walmart. And is “pay-by-the-mile” one more way for the government to keep tabs on us?

Ugly Sweater

“Heading to Walmart after my photo shoot…” 



Songs in this episode 

“Stop the Cavalry” (or Calvary, if you ask me) The Cory Band with the Owalia Singers
“Hate” Stiller and Meara
“Please Mr. Postman” The Marvelettes
“Boogie Shoes” KC and the Sunshine Band
“Coming Up” Paul McCartney
“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” Roberta Flack
“People of Walmart” Jessica Freche
“You’re My Home” Portlandia, Portland, Oregon
“Which Way Ya Goin’, Billy?” The Poppy Family