Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs

Gingerbread houses are debated and good lies vs bad lies; which kind of lie is acceptable? And why didn’t Nixon destroy those tapes? Pat has a new addiction. Pat has a great story about a buffet restaurant. Pat and Lisa talk honestly about their gender prejudices.

“Keep your filthy paws off my chicken”



Songs in this episode:

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” Jim Nabors
“Let’s Build a Gingerbread House” Genki English
“Rock House” Roy Orbison
“Can’t Buy Me Love” (Beatles cover) Nick Martello
“The Ornaments Song” Verne Wickham
“Felix the Cat” theme
“The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
“A Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum
“A Bushel and a Peck” Doris Day
“That Smell” Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rax Restaurant radio commercial (1988)
KFC TV commercial excerpt
“On Top of Spaghetti” Tom Glazer and the Do Re Mi Children’s Choir
“Thank You (Falletin Me Be Mice Elf) Sly and the Family Stone
“Handy Man” James Taylor
“Shock the Monkey” Peter Gabriel
“Burnin’ Love” Elvis
“See Ya Later, Alligator!” Bill Haley and the Comets

As The Crows Flies

The crows are here, and Pat is not happy about it. So his wife Patty gets her gun. Lisa does not want to kill anything with a face.  And one man’s weed is another man’s flower.  Also, Pat gets into a tussle over an ordinary mailbox.

Good grief - SHUT UP!

Good grief – SHUT UP!




Songs in this episode:

“Round Here” Counting Crows (1993)

“The Bicycle Song” Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Crow” Dan Fogelberg
“The Chicken Dance” Bob Kames
“Yakety Yak” The Coastersa
“Dirty Old Egg-sucking Dog” Johnny Cash
“Big Ass Garage Sale” Ray Garratt (on You Tube) song written by Fred Eaglesmith

They Say It’s Your Birthday

The sad news of the passing of our friend Chris Wedes who played JP Patches, came during our taping of the last portion of this episode.  After hearing the news, we went back into the studio to add a special segment in his honor.  We hope you will listen, and remember him with love and fondness.

Rest In Peace JP – you will always be in our hearts.