My Eyes Adore You

Pat has a happy update on his dog Elliott’s eyes. “I can see! I can see!” Pat does a sight gag that falls flat. Pat finds a nasty surprise in his hotel room. And, if you COULD swindle someone, would you? Also, plastic straws are being banned – will you miss them?

“I luv you so much…”



Songs in this episode:

“That’s Amore'” Dean Martin

“My Baby” from “Word Jazz” Ken Nordine

“Chicken Fried” Zac Brown

“Smoky the Bear” PSA (1960’s)

“Needles and Pins” The Searchers (1964)

Excerpt “Almost Live!” KING TV “First Impressions” found on You Tube

“Don’t Fence Me In” Harry Connick

“I Can See Clearly Now” Johnny Nash

“Mean Old Bed Bug Blues” Bessie Smith (1927)

“Clam Chowder” The Ukalady from You Tube

“The Crazy Dog Song” Disney Cuties

“Aimee Semple McPherson” trailer

“Son of a Preacher Man” Dusty Springfield

“Pump It Up” Elvis Costello

“Scarborough Fair” Simon and Garfunkel

“It’s in the Book” Johnny Standley (1952)

Put Your Cape On

It’s time for those summertime movie blockbusters – and Man of Steel is at the top of the heap. Pat helps Lisa sort out all the super hero details. And now men can go to the grocery store without screwing up.


My superpower is lifting my leg.

My superpower is lifting my leg.