Quit Scratching That

Pat brings up something he thinks he shouldn’t, but does it anyway. Lisa has an itchy itchy rash. The Oscars are being delayed because no movies are being made. Pat saw a real stinker of a film the other day. Also, when you lose something, do you automatically assume someone stole it?


Songs in this episode:

  • “Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major, Op. 102” Shostakovich plays Shostakovich
  • “I’m a Loser” Beck
  • Excerpt “Starkist Tuna” commercial (1968)
  • Excerpt “Pork, the Other White Meat” commercial (1994)
  • “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” Tears for Fears
  • “Heartbreak of Psoriasis” Root Boy Slim
  • Excerpt “Otezla” commercial (2020)
  • “Feelin’ Alright” Joe Cocker
  • Excerpt “Anti-Monkey Butt Relief Powder” review
  • “How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?” The Bee Gees
  • “Itchy Twitchy Feelin'” Bobby Hendricks (1958)
  • “Looking Out My Backdoor” Creedence Clearwater Revival
  •  Excerpt from Woody Allen’s motion picture “Bananas”
  • “The Weight” The Band
  • “Long Tall Texan” Lyle Lovett
  • “Soon You’ll Get Better” Taylor Swift

The Envelope Please

Jason Valentine (OH YEEEEAAAHHHH!) joins Pat and Lisa to give his predictions for the all-important 86th Annual Academy Awards, and Bob Nelson weighs in on his chances of winning Best Original Screenplay.

Follow Jason’s live tweets during the March 2nd Oscars @JasonKAPPKVEW

I'm not nervous at all.

I’m not nervous at all.

Songs in this episode:

“Hooray for Hollywood” John Williams…Boston Pops.

Excerpt from “Captain Phillips”
…Nebraska…Bruce Springsteen
Excerpt “Dallas Buyers Club”
“Almost Live” theme…composed and produced by Dan Dean
“Magic Hour” opening
“Harlem Nocturne” Martin Denny
“Cool” Lou Busch and His Orchestra