Vacuuming In Pearls

Pat and Lisa want someone to work for them for free –  (all they can offer is LOVE).  Do we need a dress code for restaurants? And would you take a “poverty tour” just for the fun of it?Also, Pat and Lisa dive into weird cocktails; including one with a …

Breaking Birthdays

Pat opens his birthday presents – late – and that leads to a discussion about Breaking Bad (no spoilers).  Although, Lisa DID put a spoiler on Facebook and Pat called her out on it.  Plus, find out why Lisa is mad at the IRS. And Pat is DONE with Dancing …

Buzzed On The Buzz

Ever go to work hammered?  Pat and Lisa did. Pat pees in a bucket for a good cause, and Lisa lies about being pregnant.  Also, find out why Pat doesn’t watch sitcoms, EVER. Pat and Lisa argue about the TV show “Under The Dome”. And, find out what day you …

You’re No Good

Pat gets dumped from a gig. Is the tooth fairy going bankrupt? And it’s far too much pressure to take care of other people’s children. Find out what happened when Pat was put in charge of watching his brothers.   Songs in this episode: “More Than One Way Home” Keb …

Look Straight Ahead

Pat criticizes Lisa’s driving habits…. is there really a difference in the way men drive vs women? Pat decides to avoid turning into a hoarder, and find out how Lisa smuggled stolen candy out of a store. And Pat’s neighbor interrupts the podcast. Again.   Songs in this episode: “Green …

Caulk Not Cock

Making music with your hands – it’s harder than you think.  Lisa has a “towel-y” smell in her bathroom, and she discusses the proper way to say “caulk”.  Are you hacked off by the music you hear in restaurants?  Pat is.        

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