All Dogs Go To Heaven
Pat and Lisa are distracted by Lisa’s dog sitting duties. And Lisa has to comfort a child who lost her pet. “I miss you…”
Someone’s Got It Worse Than You
Pat pulls up stakes and makes the trek to Oregon. But, bad news is waiting for him. Lisa gets a home security system, but should she get a shotgun too? Songs in this episode: “Back in the Saddle” Gene Autry “Take Me to the River” Al Green “Smile” Tony …
Its An Oscar But Not a Weiner
Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa for this year’s Oscar predictions and controversaries. Find out what Pat brings to the movies. And, “Shooter alert systems” are now a thing. Also, Pat has an idea on how to pack heat with no one ever knowing. …
We Need Toilet Paper
Pat and Lisa learn they were once in one of the most psychopathic-filled professions. Leaves are no substitute for good ol’ toilet paper. Ted Crackerwagon joins the podcast for a breaking news story. And Oprah loves bread. “This should last me a couple of hours…” Songs in …
Big Dog Butts
Pat finds out his dog is afflicted with something most of us humans suffer from. And Lisa has a bad puppy experience. 2016 is barely off the ground, and the celebrity death count is already exceptionally high. Lisa has to chose between between 2 opposite ends of her body for medical …
How Much Is That Creep In The Window?
Pat and Lisa can’t call each other on from someone else’s phone. Why do products cost more for women than men? When you hear a man scream in the movies, it’s most likely the Wilhelm scream. And, Lisa wants to marry you. …