Danger Is My Middle Name

Does your dog have a middle name? Pat wants to change his kids names. Pat thinks la-dee-da weddings are just for girls, and thinks they’d be more fun if there was more chaos involved. And, Pat feels “watched” whenever he goes into a Best Buy store. Also, Lisa finds out …

You Say Avocado

Free bananas from Amazon? Find out what food Pat tries to eat every single day. Lisa can’t cook, but she does cook ONE thing rully, rully good. And, sometimes the Express Lane checkout is anything but.     Songs in this episode: “Yes, We Have No Bananas” Luxury Liner “I …

Quit Scratching That

Pat and Lisa discuss the impact of late night satire on the current political climate. Find out why Pat has 10 back scratchers. And Lisa surprisingly defends Bill O’Reilly’s $25 million dollar contract pay out.   Songs in this episode: “Theme from Rawhide” Frankie Laine “Line ’em Up” James Taylor …

What A Joke

Where in the world is Patty Cashman? And practical jokes don’t work on everyone. And regular jokes don’t always make everyone laugh. But Pat tells Lisa one that does. (But it takes forever to get to the punchline.) Ok.. that is NOT funny! Songs in this episode: “Alfonso Muskedunder” Todd Terje …

The Delights of Debauchery

Pat and Lisa talk about the requirements for being a genius. And what about debauchery? And Pat has a run in with a fellow ferry rider. Lisa has a disgusting encounter with her plumber. Ah JEEZ! What the hell?   Songs in this episode: “Maybelline” Chuck Berry “Johnny B. Goode” …

We Need to Take A Peek Under There

Lisa is outraged with the new TSA pat down procedures, and Pat shares some travel packing tips. Also, Pat talks about the time Katherine Hepburn got thrown out of a gift shop in his hometown. Pat had an opportunity that knocked only once, and it was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models …

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