Pat and Lisa disagree on the movie The Shape of Water. Is being “gluten-free” REALLY necessary for most people? Lisa watches a funny new documentary about poop. YUM! Songs in this episode: “Hooray for Hollywood” generic “Creature from the Black Lagoon” trailer “The Shape of Water” trailer “Chica …
Pat has a happy update on his dog Elliott’s eyes. “I can see! I can see!” Pat does a sight gag that falls flat. Pat finds a nasty surprise in his hotel room. And, if you COULD swindle someone, would you? Also, plastic straws are being banned – will you …
Pat tries out a fireman joke on Lisa. Pat’s father-in-law shoots a hole in the wall. And, Lisa discusses something of a delicate nature with Pat. Songs in this episode: “The Fireman” George Strait “The Hacky Sack Song” The Green Chili Jam Band “Ya Got Trouble” Robert Preston …
Pat and Lisa review interesting elevator voices. And Lisa shares the weird drama that went down in her house while she was gone. Songs in this episode: “Tequila” The Champs “Elevator” David Archuleta “Je Taime Moi Non Plus” Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsebourg “The Sounds of Silence” …
Pat talks about his musical aspirations. And he has a piano he can’t get rid of. Lisa’s dog Quince has a sour tummy. Also, would you pee on an paper advertisement to get a discount? Need to pass a urine test? You can! Everybody Polka, and we mean EVERYBODY! …
Stressed out about politics? There are places you can go to smash stuff! What activities do you do that would qualify as distracted driving? Package thieves are now getting a big surprise. Lisa recounts her candy rustling days. “Promise mommy that you won’t stuff any of these in your underwear.” …
