The Oscar Goes To Nobody

Pat and Lisa never talk.  EVER. It’s weird. Except on the podcast.  Slap on your red carpet bling and listen as Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa (a first!) to dish on the Oscar’s.  And Lisa updates us on the woman who tried to kick her ass at SeaTac airport! …

My Cheapskate Valentine

Valentine’s Day is not for lovers, it’s for cheapskates.  What flower arrangement is the most popular? (it ain’t red roses, babies!) Also, listen as Pat ruins one of Lisa’s favorite candy addictions. Find out what happens when you THINK you’ve scored some chick’s digits, and well, you really didn’t. Songs …

Baby Makers And Money Makers

Find out how public nudity can be dangerous to your health.  And hey kids – you can print your own guns at home!! Also, if you drink the kool-aid, does that make you a racist?   Songs in this episode: “Song of the Volga Boatmen” / I. Tuhmanov “Leaving on …

Your Name Is Mud

Wanna name your kid Big Baby Jesus? Too bad, find out where it’s against the law to name your kid whatever you want.  And if you want to buy coffee, you can now pay with your face. Also, find out what is hurtling toward our planet this year – the …

Pants On Fire

Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems.  Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior …

Her Nose Has Left The Building

You can’t beat Mother Nature, and Pat and Lisa serve up some examples of celebrities who have tried.  And what is it about older men marrying younger women? Also, get the lowdown on contranyms – you’ll be a hit at your next party with these! Songs in this episode: “Runnin’ …

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