It’s Magic You Dummy

Pat and Lisa try to figure out ventriloquism and magic. Trump declares his love for Lisa, sort of. Pat and Lisa remember the wonderful actor Robert Forster. Also, what are your favorite black and white movies? Phrases that make Pat crazy, and Rolling Stone’s list of the all time best …

Watch Your Language

Pat goes to the ballet, but listens to the baseball game instead. Lisa thinks the Opera might bum her out. Samuel L Jackson can now talk to you instead of Alexa. And Pat’s voice is on the most popular video game in the world. Pat and Lisa talk about their …

You Had Me At Big Fat Woman

Pat and Lisa talk about popular songs that are REALLY disturbing and inappropriate – go ahead and listen. And Lisa complains that we never get a break from sports. Find out why Pat quit football when he young. Also, Halloween candy – the good stuff vs that bad stuff. Songs …

Don’t Doink Me in The Eye

Secrets are not so secret… especially if you tell them to Lisa Foster. Pat has another sound effects toy to play with. Pat loves ’em, but Lisa has never understood the appeal of The Three Stooges. And Pat tells Lisa about some mad spiders. Great.         Songs …

Open Carry Cell Phone

A tribute to the late Valerie Harper. And guess what? Yep – more mass shootings. Pat had a scary kayaking accident. Did you do the “Face App Challenge”? And Pat tries camping… again.   “Yep. Open carry cell phone.”     Songs in this episode: Excerpt from “Rhoda” TV show …

Nothing Will Be Done

Pat and Lisa talk about the terror of gun violence. There is a 100% chance of another mass shooting. And, in a lighter vein, they discuss drunken online shopping – which is a HUGE business. Also, mosquitoes and bees are not to be messed with.       Songs in …

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