Jesus Has A Honey-Do List

Jesus looks like a monkey, thanks to a well-meaning crappy artist, as he smells like one too. And his wife has had it up to HERE with his dinner parties.  Find out what Pat’s all-time favorite song is (it might surprise you!) and listen as Pat and Lisa argue the merits of real Xmas trees vs artificial ones.

“What are YOU looking at?”

Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.