It’s Stuck In My Nose

Pat has a “cleansing party” with his wife. Lisa cuts her eyelashes and Pat clips his eyebrows. Lisa lies to her dental hygenist. If its “free”, will you jump on it like a tramp on a muffin no matter what it is?

Up my nose

“I lost my keys – do you see them up there?”


Songs in this episode:

“Everybody Wants to Rule the World” Tears for Fears

“Blueberry Hill” Fats Domino
“Jungle Fever” The Chakachas
“Something in the Air” Thunderclap Newman
“Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)” The Bee Gees
“Up, Up and Away” The Fifth Dimension
“Beans in my Ears” The Serendipity Singers
“It’s a Gas” Alfred E. Neuman
“Give Me Novacaine” Green Day
“The Great Pretender” The Platters
“Second Piano Concerto (The Dentist)” Mike Nichols & Elaine May
“Lookin’ Out My Back Door” Credence Clearwater Revival
“Tape Worm Song” Brian Packham
“Moose Turd Pie” Utah Phillips
Excerpt from documentary “Going Clear”
“Free” Zac Brown Band
“Free Bird” Lynyrd Skynyrd
“Rockin’ in the Free World” Neil Young
“Step Right Up” Tom Waits


Don’t Touch Me, I’m Dead.

Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia.

They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do.

And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!

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