The Last Bastion of Civility

Pat steps on a possum.  And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it.  Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous.

Don't tread on me, you effer!

Don’t tread on me, you effer!

 

Songs in this episode:

“The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
Music from the Franz Waxman score of “Bride of Frankenstein”
Music cue from “The Andy Griffith Show”
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Tom Jones
“Sea Cruise” Frankie Ford
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
“Wonderful World” Louis Armstrong

Zoom! Straight To The Moon Alice

Pat misses the moon landing, Lisa shames Daisy, and no one heard what Condoleezza Rice said at the Republican Convention.

Seriously? Right in my good eye!