Put Your Christmas Crap Away

It’s the NEW YEAR and time to put away all your Christmas crap. Pat tries to shame Lisa into becoming a Seahawks fan. And are there parts of your body you never see? Would you want to? And what’s the deal with Glassy Baby candle holders?


tree down

“That’s one way to take the tree down….”



Songs in this episode:

“I’m a Christmas Tree” Wild Man Fischer (duet with Dr. Demento)
“Frosty the Snowman” The Dukes of Dixieland
“Happy New Year” Abba
“Chewy Chewy” The Ohio Express
“Sweet Pea” Tommy Roe
“You Are So Beautiful” Joe Cocker
“Hush, Little Baby” Joan Baez
Music from “Bride of Frankenstein” Franz Waxman
“You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!” Disney’s “Peter Pan”
“Into the Mystic” (V. Morrison) Joe Cocker

Is That A Submarine In Your Pocket?

Lisa has an inexplicable fascination with submarines;  find out how Pat’s resolution is going; and are marijuana cigarettes becoming more sociably acceptable?

submarine battle

Songs in this episode:

“Yellow Submarine” The Beatles

Excerpts from movies and trailers:
“Das Boot” (The Boat)
“Run Silent, Run Deep”
“Hunt for Red Octobert”
“The Enemy Below”
“Operation Petticoat”
“Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” (TV series)
“Carefree Highway” Gordon Lightfoot
Theme from “The Jetsons”
“Fly Like an Eagle” Steve Miller Band
“Killing Jive” Cats and the Fiddle (1939)
“One Toke Over the Line” Brewer and Shipley




Drink The Coffee, Not the Kool Aid

Find out what resolution Pat is sticking with this year, and where Lisa is going to start drinking her coffee. And, is it illegal to make obscene gestures to a police officer?  The answer may surprise you!

Drink my coffee!

Drink my coffee!

Songs in this episode:

  • “Old Cape Cod” / Patti Page
  • “What’s My Name?” / Snoop Doggy Dog
  • “Dreamy Eyes” (1956) / The Four Preps
  • “Black Coffee” / Ella Fitzgerald
  • “Words” / Bee Gees
  • “That’s All Folks” / Warner Bros.