How Much Is That Creep In The Window?

Pat and Lisa can’t call each other on from someone else’s phone.  Why do products cost more for women than men? When you hear a man scream in the movies, it’s most likely the Wilhelm scream. And, Lisa wants to marry you.

The Creep



Songs in this episode: 

“Moritat (A theme from ‘The Three Penny Opera”) The Dick Hyman Trio
Excerpt from “The Conan O’Brien Show”
“Going Out of My Head” Little Anthony and the Imperials
“Beechwood 4-5789” The Marvelettes
“Creep” TLC
“Chantilly Lace” The Big Bopper
“Nature Boy” Nat King Cole
“Take the Money and Run” The Steve Miller Band
Excerpt from “The Avengers” movie trailer
“Redundant GPS” from You Tube
“Felix the Cat” theme
The Wilhelm Scream
“The Purple People Eater” Sheb Wooley
“Midsummer Night’s Dream—Wedding March” Mendelssohn

Old Men and Mice

Pat just had another birthday, and Lisa’s delighted to learn that eating vegetables is not necessary for a long life. And if you’re single and a Disney fan, you’ll love the new dating site ““.  Also, Pat makes a shocking discovery during a visit to his old high school.


“I still got it”


Songs in this episode:

“Old Man” Neil Young
“Whip It!” Devo
“What Can You Give a Nudist on his Birthday?” Gracie Fields (1934)
“Vegetables” The Beach Boys
Excerpt from “America’s Got Talent”
“The Thrill is Gone” B.B. King
Mickey Mouse Club March
“Candle in the Wind” Elton John
Pastor Craig T. Oliver
Excerpt of Jimmy Swaggart
“It’s In The Book” Johnny Standley
“Son of a Preacher Man” Dusty Springfield
“Allow Me’ Van Morrison (playing alto sax)
“Have I Told You Lately?” Van Morrison