Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs

Gingerbread houses are debated and good lies vs bad lies; which kind of lie is acceptable? And why didn’t Nixon destroy those tapes? Pat has a new addiction. Pat has a great story about a buffet restaurant. Pat and Lisa talk honestly about their gender prejudices.

“Keep your filthy paws off my chicken”



Songs in this episode:

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” Jim Nabors
“Let’s Build a Gingerbread House” Genki English
“Rock House” Roy Orbison
“Can’t Buy Me Love” (Beatles cover) Nick Martello
“The Ornaments Song” Verne Wickham
“Felix the Cat” theme
“The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
“A Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum
“A Bushel and a Peck” Doris Day
“That Smell” Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rax Restaurant radio commercial (1988)
KFC TV commercial excerpt
“On Top of Spaghetti” Tom Glazer and the Do Re Mi Children’s Choir
“Thank You (Falletin Me Be Mice Elf) Sly and the Family Stone
“Handy Man” James Taylor
“Shock the Monkey” Peter Gabriel
“Burnin’ Love” Elvis
“See Ya Later, Alligator!” Bill Haley and the Comets

Don’t Touch Me, I’m Dead.

Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia.

They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do.

And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!

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