Freeze Your Big Horse Ass Off

Seattle’s latest cold snap tests Pat’s handyman skills. Pat gets an ESPN alert during the podcast – and is Lisa going to have a SuperBowl party?  Pat gets a Breaking Bad present, but worries it could be illegal.  Also, are you acting OLD at work?

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Songs in this episode

  • "And Away We Go!" with Jackie Gleason
  • "Horse With No Name" America
  • "Wildfire" Michael Murphy
  • "Bow Down to Washington" UW Band
  • "Did You See Jackie Robinson Hit That Ball?" Count Basie and his Orchestra (featuring Taps Miller_
  • "Breaking Bad" theme
  • "Every Breath You Take" The Police
  • "Try to Remember" Jim Nabors
  • "Lady Willpower" Gary Pucket and the Union Gap

Don’t Touch Me, I’m Dead.

Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia.

They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do.

And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!

"Call me tomorrow?"

 

The Not-So-Great Outdoors

Pat and Lisa plant their fannies outside for this fresh episode and dodge lawnmowers, chain saws and falling trees while discussing some much less dangerous things like popcorn, tick removal, calling in sick and Betty White.