Come On Baby, Let’s Do The Titty Twister

Lisa tackles her home lighting project again. Pat offers to help, but Lisa politely declines. Lisa catches a stranger throwing stuff away in her recycle bin. As you get older, do you complain more? And, Pat and Lisa discuss childhood pranks like noogies, titty twisters, swirlies and more.

 

“Dammit! I didn’t even see that kid coming.”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

  • “Young Girl” Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
  • “Lady Willpower” ”   ”    “
  • “Woman Woman”    ”    ”   “
  • “Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee” Stick MCGhee
  • “Blinded by the Light” Manfred Mann
  • “Ain’t No Sunshine” Bill Withers
  • “Grandma’s Hands”   ”    “
  • “Happy Birthday to Me” Hank Locklin
  • “Panic Day” Green Day
  • “Tragedy” The Bee Gees
  • “I’m Bored” Iggy Pop
  • “Everybody Hurts” R.E.M.
  • “Keep on Smiling” Wet Willie
  • Excerpt from “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
  • “London Bridge is Falling Down” The Countdown Kids

Holiday Cheer at Walmart

Pat and Lisa wish you a Merry Christmas! Lisa wanted to do a “nice” Christmas show, but it just didn’t work out on this episode.  Find out why she hates the post office, and why Pat loves Walmart. And is “pay-by-the-mile” one more way for the government to keep tabs on us?

Ugly Sweater

“Heading to Walmart after my photo shoot…” 

 

 

Songs in this episode 

“Stop the Cavalry” (or Calvary, if you ask me) The Cory Band with the Owalia Singers
“Hate” Stiller and Meara
“Please Mr. Postman” The Marvelettes
“Boogie Shoes” KC and the Sunshine Band
“Coming Up” Paul McCartney
“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” Roberta Flack
“People of Walmart” Jessica Freche
“You’re My Home” Portlandia, Portland, Oregon
“Which Way Ya Goin’, Billy?” The Poppy Family

Trick or Treat Smell Our Feet

Pat and Lisa discuss the myth of poison candy and share some good strategies for trick or treating. Plus, Lisa does her old man voice, and she lies like a rug. And find out what happens when a halloween costume ISN’T a costume.

Peculiar Halloween

Give us the candy. Quickly.