Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs

Gingerbread houses are debated and good lies vs bad lies; which kind of lie is acceptable? And why didn’t Nixon destroy those tapes? Pat has a new addiction. Pat has a great story about a buffet restaurant. Pat and Lisa talk honestly about their gender prejudices.

“Keep your filthy paws off my chicken”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” Jim Nabors
“Let’s Build a Gingerbread House” Genki English
“Rock House” Roy Orbison
“Can’t Buy Me Love” (Beatles cover) Nick Martello
“The Ornaments Song” Verne Wickham
“Felix the Cat” theme
“The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
“A Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum
“A Bushel and a Peck” Doris Day
“That Smell” Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rax Restaurant radio commercial (1988)
KFC TV commercial excerpt
“On Top of Spaghetti” Tom Glazer and the Do Re Mi Children’s Choir
“Thank You (Falletin Me Be Mice Elf) Sly and the Family Stone
“Handy Man” James Taylor
“Shock the Monkey” Peter Gabriel
“Burnin’ Love” Elvis
“See Ya Later, Alligator!” Bill Haley and the Comets

Toys That Hurt

Pat cleaned his studio, and Lisa cannot adapt to it.  And, Pat and Lisa discuss news reporting ethics in the aftermath of the tragic school shootings in Marysville. Also, toys that could be potentially damaging to kids. And Pat advises Lisa on how to handle trick or treaters that might show up at her hotel door.

breaking bad toy

“I am not your TOY!”

Songs in this episode

“Sunshine of Your Love” Cream

“White Room” Cream
“You’re the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me.” Gladys Knight and the Pips
Felix the Cat theme
“Happiness is a Warm Gun” The Beatles
“I’m a Believer” The Monkees
“Slide it In” Whitesnake
“Monster Mash” Bobby Boris Pickett
“Nancy” Frank Sinatra

We Like To Drink, Rock and Frick

Pat and Lisa talk about gifts that disappoint, movies that don’t, Lisa’s engagement and Pat’s obsession with old cartoon character.

Pat’s Born to Drink, Rock and Frick. Great.