You’ve Been Poisoned. Bye.

Lisa has some bumper stickers on her car that Pat advises her to remove. Where does one buy a bottle of pure poison? And, the worst Sinatra cover song ever. Pat’s wife makes him sign a television-watching contract with her. Pat wraps this episode with not one, but TWO jokes!

Songs in this episode:

  • “Pass Me by If You’re Only Passing Through” Johnny Rodriguez (1973)
  • “Riding My Thumb to Mexico” Johnny Rodriguez (1973)
  • “You Always Come Back to Hurting Me” Johnny Rodrigue (1973)
  • “That’s the Way Love Goes” Johnny Rodriguez (1979)
  • “Eye of the Tiger” Survivor (1982)
  • “Hee Haw” Opening Theme
  • Excerpt from “Hee Haw”–“Lulu’s Diner” (date unknown)
  • “Rock of Ages” Lulu Roman (2001)
  • Excerpt of David Souter on an informed electorate (CSPAN_
  • Excerpts “Sabu, Wrestler”
  • “I’m Tired” Labrinth & Zendaya (from “Entourage” on HBO)
  • Excerpt from the motion picture “Animal Crackers” (1930)
  • “Silverware” Katnip (featuring Mia Pfirrman) 2021
  • “Little Drop of Poison” Tom Waits (1997)
  • “Mrs. Robinson” Frank Sinatra (1969)
  • “25 to 6 to 4” Chicago (1970)
  • “If I Were the King of the Forest” Bert Lahr (from the “Wizard of Oz”-1939)
  • “Stay Awake” Brian Wilson (2011)
  • “Some Enchanted Evening” Brian Stokes Mitchell (2016)
  • “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah” James Baskett (from “Song of the South”–1946)
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