Pure White Snow with Some Yellow

Winter has kicked everyone’s butt; Pat and Lisa have different ways of cleaning up. Lisa got ghosted by a random guy online. Lisa is sick and, “sick-shaming” at work is very popular now. Also, commercials are everywhere, dammit.

 

“Hey you jack ass! Take your snow BACK!”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow” Nick Cave
“Start Me Up” Rolling Stones
“Drinkin’ Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee” ‘Stick’ McGhee and his buddy
“Pore Jud is Daim” (from ‘Oklahoma’) Gordon MacRae
“Hot-Blooded” Foreigner
“Whiskey, Whiskey” Kris Kristofferson
“Cocaine” Eric Clapton
“All Night Long” Lionel Richie
“PMS Blues” Dolly Parton
“Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu” Johnny Rivers
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar
“Up on the Roof” James Taylor
“Baby Elephant Walk” Henry Mancini
Excerpts from the motion picture “Joy Ride”
“I Only Have Eyes For You” The Flamingos
“Let’s Go Out to the Lobby” Intermission bumper
Theme from “All in the Family”
Excerpt from “Frosted Flakes” commercial
“Eye of the Tiger” Survivor

The 4th of July In Your Eye

Time to blow off your fingers!  Pat Cashman and Lisa Foster whip out their sparklers and weiners to celebrate their independence. Also, listen to the worst website names on the interweb, and find out if munchkin suicides are real.