Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.

The Best of Western Washington We Ain’t

Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.

Zoom! Straight To The Moon Alice

Pat misses the moon landing, Lisa shames Daisy, and no one heard what Condoleezza Rice said at the Republican Convention.

Seriously? Right in my good eye!

Fifty Shades of Stupid

Swearing just doesn’t have the same kind of punch unless you use the right words. Pat and Lisa get down and dirty with Fifty Shades of Grey, and Pat discloses the crazy career path he almost took as a wee lad. Plus, find out the the answer to “Where On Earth is Lisa?”

 

Sheesh… Don’t Hide it THERE!

We’re not millionaires, (and we’d NEVER tell you if we were), but if we were, we’d still buy our pants and stock certificates at a garage sale.  Again, we’re not saying we ARE.  Just sayin’…..

 

The Humdinger Games

Pat and Lisa flex their muscles and their mouths, mess with the Hunger Games, fill up on butterhorns, get rid of unwanted hair, and  they don’t even break a sweat doin’ it.


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