Shut Your Legs

Pat wants to know if Lisa is a “hairy person”. And he keeps talking about. On and on. Good grief. And, are you guilty of “man-spreading”? Pat doesn’t, he makes himself “small”. Also, would you spend good money to marry NO ONE? And, Pat and Lisa talk about radical religion. Not fun.

man-spreadingShut your legs dude. Seriously.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Two Six Packs Away” Dave Dudley (I know, I know…)
“Harry, the Hairy Ape” Ray Stevens
Commercial excerpt “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” with Fabio
“Hang on Sloopy” The McCoys
“Patches” Clarence Carter
“Why Should I Care?” Diana Krall
“It’s a Man’s World” James Brown
“You’re a Grand Old Flag” George M. Cohan, composer
“Fresh Air” Quicksilver Messenger Service
“Don’t Fence Me In” Willie Nelson (composed by Cole Porter)
“Spread a Little Happiness” Sting
The Love Boat theme, Jack Jones
“Moon Shadow” Cat Stevens

Blow Your Nose

Pat and Lisa discuss showing up for work wasted. And they snark on TV morning news teams. Really snark. (They say it was the likker talkin’.)  And Lisa is really excited to talk sports with Pat. REALLY.

Time to do the weather report!

Time to do the weather report!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“School Street Shuffle” Kirk “Eli” Fletcher
“Liar” Three Dog Night
“Joy to the World” Hoyt Axton
“Never Been to Spain” Hoyt Axton
“Heartbreak Hotel” Elvis
Busch Beer commercial
“Not Fade Away” Rod Danz
“The Lollipop Guild” from the Wizard of Oz
“The Lullaby League” from the Wizard of Oz
“(Love is like) A Baseball Game” The Intruders
“Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Doc and Merle Watson