Come On Baby, Let’s Do The Titty Twister

Lisa tackles her home lighting project again. Pat offers to help, but Lisa politely declines. Lisa catches a stranger throwing stuff away in her recycle bin. As you get older, do you complain more? And, Pat and Lisa discuss childhood pranks like noogies, titty twisters, swirlies and more.


“Dammit! I didn’t even see that kid coming.”



Songs in this episode:

  • “Young Girl” Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
  • “Lady Willpower” ”   ”    “
  • “Woman Woman”    ”    ”   “
  • “Drinking Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee” Stick MCGhee
  • “Blinded by the Light” Manfred Mann
  • “Ain’t No Sunshine” Bill Withers
  • “Grandma’s Hands”   ”    “
  • “Happy Birthday to Me” Hank Locklin
  • “Panic Day” Green Day
  • “Tragedy” The Bee Gees
  • “I’m Bored” Iggy Pop
  • “Everybody Hurts” R.E.M.
  • “Keep on Smiling” Wet Willie
  • Excerpt from “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
  • “London Bridge is Falling Down” The Countdown Kids

Old Men and Mice

Pat just had another birthday, and Lisa’s delighted to learn that eating vegetables is not necessary for a long life. And if you’re single and a Disney fan, you’ll love the new dating site ““.  Also, Pat makes a shocking discovery during a visit to his old high school.


“I still got it”


Songs in this episode:

“Old Man” Neil Young
“Whip It!” Devo
“What Can You Give a Nudist on his Birthday?” Gracie Fields (1934)
“Vegetables” The Beach Boys
Excerpt from “America’s Got Talent”
“The Thrill is Gone” B.B. King
Mickey Mouse Club March
“Candle in the Wind” Elton John
Pastor Craig T. Oliver
Excerpt of Jimmy Swaggart
“It’s In The Book” Johnny Standley
“Son of a Preacher Man” Dusty Springfield
“Allow Me’ Van Morrison (playing alto sax)
“Have I Told You Lately?” Van Morrison