How Much Is That Creep In The Window?

Pat and Lisa can’t call each other on from someone else’s phone.  Why do products cost more for women than men? When you hear a man scream in the movies, it’s most likely the Wilhelm scream. And, Lisa wants to marry you.

The Creep

                            “Aaagghhh!”

 

Songs in this episode: 

“Moritat (A theme from ‘The Three Penny Opera”) The Dick Hyman Trio
Excerpt from “The Conan O’Brien Show”
“Going Out of My Head” Little Anthony and the Imperials
“Beechwood 4-5789” The Marvelettes
“Creep” TLC
“Chantilly Lace” The Big Bopper
“Nature Boy” Nat King Cole
“Take the Money and Run” The Steve Miller Band
Excerpt from “The Avengers” movie trailer
“Redundant GPS” from You Tube
“Felix the Cat” theme
The Wilhelm Scream
“The Purple People Eater” Sheb Wooley
“Midsummer Night’s Dream—Wedding March” Mendelssohn

Blow Your Nose

Pat and Lisa discuss showing up for work wasted. And they snark on TV morning news teams. Really snark. (They say it was the likker talkin’.)  And Lisa is really excited to talk sports with Pat. REALLY.

Time to do the weather report!

Time to do the weather report!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“School Street Shuffle” Kirk “Eli” Fletcher
“Liar” Three Dog Night
“Joy to the World” Hoyt Axton
“Never Been to Spain” Hoyt Axton
“Heartbreak Hotel” Elvis
Busch Beer commercial
“Not Fade Away” Rod Danz
“The Lollipop Guild” from the Wizard of Oz
“The Lullaby League” from the Wizard of Oz
“(Love is like) A Baseball Game” The Intruders
“Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Doc and Merle Watson

Color Him Love

Pat doesn’t care about “Father’s Day” but he still wants a present. Pat and Lisa talk about the difference between boys and girls when it comes to “bonding”. Also, should you really be your own cheerleader on social media (or ever)? And, Lisa’s house needs a new roof, but Pat suggests a surprising alternative!

...uh, what's gonna be in your OTHER hand?

…uh, what’s gonna be in your OTHER hand?

 

Songs in this episode:

“Color Him Father” The Winstons
“The Teddy Bears’ Picnic” Henry Hall and the BBC Dance Orchestra
“The Teddy Bears’ Picnic” Jerry Garcia and David Grisman
Sounds of Humpback whales—You Tube
“I’m Too Sexy” Right Said Fred
“Be For Real” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
“You Can Leave Your Hat On” Joe Cocker
“Give up the Funk (Tear the Roof off the Sucker)” Parliament

Boobs and Blood

Pat and Lisa talk about the hottest, most gripping TV shows, and the old variety shows they miss.  Also listen as Pat attempts to describe how Michael Douglas got throat cancer. And what age is too old to wear revealing clothing?

 

Careful where you kiss me, Michael!

Careful where you kiss me, Michael!

The 2012 Bummer Olympics

Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.

Don’t Be Afraid of the Podcast!

What are you afraid of, ya ninny?  In this episode, Pat and Lisa not only face their fears, they face Lisa’s feet. Talk about a phobia! Oh, and they actually have a special guest sitting in witnessing the mayhem.

Time for new underwear.....